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White man's burden. It's a heavy load to bear knowing you are the last of your kind.

(Do people actually think that way?)

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Hmmm -- if, in Olden Days, People of Color were worth 3/5 of a White person, w/ White people dying out, would that fraction go up or down?

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I'm so happy whites Are dying. They can now go back to the caves from which they descended... eating their shit and fucking dogs.

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Will there be a White Person exhibit at the Natural History Museum, showing examples of their cultural artifacts (like short sleeved button-up shirts with ties, and Mr. Pibb cans) behind glass?

As one of the last of the soon to be extinct White Person tribe, I will gladly record some of my mating calls for the Smithsonian.

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Didn't Trump figure out all this for everyone already?

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Or game of thrones. Or Downton Abby. The whitest shows on TV.

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How'd you get the picture of me at my kid's wedding reception?

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Need more Canadian anchor babies.

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Any Catholics are questionable.

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But, according to the wingnuts, Planned Parenthood only aborts black babies!

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