I'm white. Really white. Raised on Lawrence Welk in the Rocky Mountains white. My white-person cred includes my unabashed love for Bruce Springsteen and the fact that if I eat anything spicier than a sharp Cheddar I crumble into dust and blow away. That is how white I am. Which is why I have trekked to the secret cave and lit the sacred candles and after half an hour or so of moving giant mirrors around I have lit the Merle Haggard symbol and if you look up you will see it in the sky. If you are a very young white person maybe you didn't get the handbook yet, and so you will not know that when you see Merle Haggard's ghostly visage above you that means that you must without delay get to your nearest Olive Garden for the White People Meeting.
I'm a recent Duke's convert. Having lived in Ohio most of my life, I never even heard of Duke's until recently right here in this Wonkette place. As I live in Jaw-ja now, I bought a jar during a subsequent Krogering expedition. Made sammiches for my wife and I half with Hellman's, half Duke's. We both fell upon our knees and proclaimed our fealty to Duke's forever and ever, r'Amen.
Have you seen Michelle Phan on youtube? She does some really cool Anime and Cosplay stuff.
Wanna bet zero tip?
No doubt ! I think he figured that was her tip, getting to listen to him brag on himself. Ugh people like that make my skin crawl.
Needs moar Aryan.
Surprise! Peter Thiel is involved.
LOL! Not a problem!
Once we amend the second motion to "#punchallnazis" then I'll pass it. Deal?
Us Aussies could meet at the pub and host the Andrew Bolt Memorial Lecture. If that falls through the Pauline Hanson Fish and Chips Frenzy.
I wanna try a Waffle House someday.... should I be afraid?
(non-white person here)
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Yes. See: Jeff Smisek.
Also: I'll pass the first motion as long as dick jokes and not-comments are still allowed.
I'm a recent Duke's convert. Having lived in Ohio most of my life, I never even heard of Duke's until recently right here in this Wonkette place. As I live in Jaw-ja now, I bought a jar during a subsequent Krogering expedition. Made sammiches for my wife and I half with Hellman's, half Duke's. We both fell upon our knees and proclaimed our fealty to Duke's forever and ever, r'Amen.
Are you forgetting Cracker Barrel?
I'm proud to admit I have never been to a Cracker Barrel.
I second Golden Corral. More choices.