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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Have you seen Michelle Phan on youtube? She does some really cool Anime and Cosplay stuff.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Wanna bet zero tip?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

No doubt ! I think he figured that was her tip, getting to listen to him brag on himself. Ugh people like that make my skin crawl.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Needs moar Aryan.

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Querolous's avatar

Surprise! Peter Thiel is involved.

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

LOL! Not a problem!

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phoenix00's avatar

Once we amend the second motion to "#punchallnazis" then I'll pass it. Deal?

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Veebz's avatar

Us Aussies could meet at the pub and host the Andrew Bolt Memorial Lecture. If that falls through the Pauline Hanson Fish and Chips Frenzy.

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phoenix00's avatar

I wanna try a Waffle House someday.... should I be afraid?

(non-white person here)

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phoenix00's avatar

Yes. See: Jeff Smisek.

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phoenix00's avatar

Also: I'll pass the first motion as long as dick jokes and not-comments are still allowed.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

I'm a recent Duke's convert. Having lived in Ohio most of my life, I never even heard of Duke's until recently right here in this Wonkette place. As I live in Jaw-ja now, I bought a jar during a subsequent Krogering expedition. Made sammiches for my wife and I half with Hellman's, half Duke's. We both fell upon our knees and proclaimed our fealty to Duke's forever and ever, r'Amen.

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Amalga's avatar

Are you forgetting Cracker Barrel?

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

I'm proud to admit I have never been to a Cracker Barrel.

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ahughes798's avatar

I second Golden Corral. More choices.

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