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reiver97's avatar

Ahh I see. Its like a US equivalent of Muslamic Rayguns. I should get a brain.

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Xenophile23's avatar

Thanks for the correction! :-) I mainlined my mother's Thurber volumes, so all old funnies tend to roll in that direction, I guess.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

"I was only joking!!!"

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Ku Klux Klowns. smh.

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Unless they run into Lore, who could conceivably rally a pack of droids to corral the R2s and kick them out of the quadrant.

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Redstart's avatar

ST nitpick: that character was the Captain's yeoman (a petty officer in a navy, having chiefly clerical duties in the U.S. Navy), not a nurse. And her name was .. uh .. Rand.

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I always thot it was so appropriate that couple's name was Loving.

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Redstart's avatar

Same actress was Deanna Troi's mom in NextGen.

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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

And very symbolic too.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Maybe that planet was ruled by a tyrannical dictator and they were just helping to depose him. And maybe he was buying yellow-cake impossibilium from another planet to give to the Jabbas or something...you don't know.

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Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

I'm sorry, but if you perform that maneuver where you roll the lightsaber back over your wrist in order to get it into a mechanically advantageous position for a quick slicing of your opponent, you're going to cut your own hand off. This proves it is a bad design, QED.

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Thom's avatar

From Outer Space.

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Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

I care! I don't wanna grow up!

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Five bucks says that Chuckles C. "I Am Not A Goatfucker" Johnson fondly imagines that, under those helmets, the stormtroopers all look like Chuckles C. Johnson.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

The offspring threatened to disown me because I have never seen the Jurassic Park movies.

You are not alone.

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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Like I didn't know that

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