Smack dab in the middle of Monday Night F'ball, Disney released the new trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Hits The Snooze Alarm, And Is Late For Work,and there was a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of nerds hurriedly grabbed the DVR remote and watched it again and again. Coincidental to the rejoicing, we also learned that a splinter faction of idiot racist clones (possibly composed of genetic material from the Death Star's trash-compacter worm grafted onto human DNA) had launched a Twitter effort to
ST nitpick: that character was the Captain's yeoman (a petty officer in a navy, having chiefly clerical duties in the U.S. Navy), not a nurse. And her name was .. uh .. Rand.
Maybe that planet was ruled by a tyrannical dictator and they were just helping to depose him. And maybe he was buying yellow-cake impossibilium from another planet to give to the Jabbas or something...you don't know.
I'm sorry, but if you perform that maneuver where you roll the lightsaber back over your wrist in order to get it into a mechanically advantageous position for a quick slicing of your opponent, you're going to cut your own hand off. This proves it is a bad design, QED.
Five bucks says that Chuckles C. "I Am Not A Goatfucker" Johnson fondly imagines that, under those helmets, the stormtroopers all look like Chuckles C. Johnson.
Ahh I see. Its like a US equivalent of Muslamic Rayguns. I should get a brain.
Thanks for the correction! :-) I mainlined my mother's Thurber volumes, so all old funnies tend to roll in that direction, I guess.
"I was only joking!!!"
Ku Klux Klowns. smh.
Unless they run into Lore, who could conceivably rally a pack of droids to corral the R2s and kick them out of the quadrant.
ST nitpick: that character was the Captain's yeoman (a petty officer in a navy, having chiefly clerical duties in the U.S. Navy), not a nurse. And her name was .. uh .. Rand.
I always thot it was so appropriate that couple's name was Loving.
Same actress was Deanna Troi's mom in NextGen.
And very symbolic too.
Maybe that planet was ruled by a tyrannical dictator and they were just helping to depose him. And maybe he was buying yellow-cake impossibilium from another planet to give to the Jabbas or something...you don't know.
I'm sorry, but if you perform that maneuver where you roll the lightsaber back over your wrist in order to get it into a mechanically advantageous position for a quick slicing of your opponent, you're going to cut your own hand off. This proves it is a bad design, QED.
From Outer Space.
I care! I don't wanna grow up!
Five bucks says that Chuckles C. "I Am Not A Goatfucker" Johnson fondly imagines that, under those helmets, the stormtroopers all look like Chuckles C. Johnson.
The offspring threatened to disown me because I have never seen the Jurassic Park movies.
You are not alone.
Like I didn't know that