Dalton Hayes, an 18-year-old out on bond from a burglary charge, and Cheyenne Philips, his 13-year-old "girlfriend," ran away from their respective homes in Kentucky and stole a series of cars around the South before being arrested two weeks later. It's a simple enough story: star-crossed lovers go on multistate crime spree! We're rooting for ya, white kids! Here's the headline from the Associated Press, as published in the Los Angeles Times:
Well, he'll be in prison for about 8 years, and she'll be married to someone else and pregnant in 3 (if she isn't already pregnant), so - after that.
**** An article from the "Eagle Tribune" in MA, re-written for White **** Original: "Surveillance footage captured two masked men entering the gas station and stealing about $90 in cash and six cartons of cigarettes while threatening gas station employees with a gun. One of the (suspects) stood at the front of the counter while the other walked to the back side of the counter both demanding all of the money. (A Sunoco employee) stated that the male that walked behind the counter and started yelling at him to 'Hurry up' with the money and then struck him in the face with his fist. He stated that this male was pointing a black semi-automatic handgun at him," the police report states. The two employees working at the gas station were both behind the counter during the robbery. They told police the men fled on foot."
The same article "Whitened": Two young scamps, dressed up as if for Halloween, found themselves on video when they entered a Sunoco station in an attempt to liberate $90 and a few cartons of cigarettes. They appeared to be armed as the pair nestled closely around the counter to requisition the money. Witness statements show that the clever duo may have been in quite the hurry, as they started to get a bit physical with the staff. (A Sunoco employee) believes a weapon was pointed at him, but both employees were left unharmed behind the counter during the robbery while these modern day Robin Hoods completed their task and scurried away on foot.
She says she's pregnant, so she's got some 'splaining to do if he's not the dad. Unless she's looking forward to being a teen mom, they've been running in the wrong direction (KY, SC, GA, FL.)
Isn't there a wingnut Incensed Debate site where you could pick up hundreds of upfists with that? There's a digital Derpistan out there somewhere, where one of the Wonketariat racked up a negative 90 score; we really should look into going all Poe's Law on them.
White guy does it = Soon to be a major motion picture
Also too:
Black twelve-year-old child does absolutely nothing = No need to blame anyone, just shoot him. Black teenager walking home does absolutely nothing = No need to blame anyone, just shoot him. Black father shopping in mall does absolutely nothing = No need to blame anyone, just shoot him.
Or "Kentucky's Felonious Children" with photoshopped buckets of fried chicken.
<i>Then, too, is the fact that in Kentucky, an 18-year-old having sex with a 13-year-old constitutes second degree rape. </i>
Unless it&#039;s his 2nd cousin, then it&#039;s a misdemeanor.
She is....
Muslim does it = Blame the religion. Black does it = Blame the Race White guy does it = Lone wolf, act of a crazy man.
Any questions?
Ain&#039;t young love grand (theft auto)?
...to be fair, the media doesn&#039;t cover &quot;Kidnapped/Missing&quot;&quot; african American women.
Please delete that, before they read it.
Well, he&#039;ll be in prison for about 8 years, and she&#039;ll be married to someone else and pregnant in 3 (if she isn&#039;t already pregnant), so - after that.
Faux News: <i> Missing Kentucky teenagers arrested in Florida</i>
On Faux, young blondes don&#039;t go bad, they go missing.
**** An article from the &quot;Eagle Tribune&quot; in MA, re-written for White **** Original: &quot;Surveillance footage captured two masked men entering the gas station and stealing about $90 in cash and six cartons of cigarettes while threatening gas station employees with a gun. One of the (suspects) stood at the front of the counter while the other walked to the back side of the counter both demanding all of the money. (A Sunoco employee) stated that the male that walked behind the counter and started yelling at him to &#039;Hurry up&#039; with the money and then struck him in the face with his fist. He stated that this male was pointing a black semi-automatic handgun at him,&quot; the police report states. The two employees working at the gas station were both behind the counter during the robbery. They told police the men fled on foot.&quot;
The same article &quot;Whitened&quot;: Two young scamps, dressed up as if for Halloween, found themselves on video when they entered a Sunoco station in an attempt to liberate $90 and a few cartons of cigarettes. They appeared to be armed as the pair nestled closely around the counter to requisition the money. Witness statements show that the clever duo may have been in quite the hurry, as they started to get a bit physical with the staff. (A Sunoco employee) believes a weapon was pointed at him, but both employees were left unharmed behind the counter during the robbery while these modern day Robin Hoods completed their task and scurried away on foot.
She says she&#039;s pregnant, so she&#039;s got some &#039;splaining to do if he&#039;s not the dad. Unless she&#039;s looking forward to being a teen mom, they&#039;ve been running in the wrong direction (KY, SC, GA, FL.)
Isn&#039;t there a wingnut Incensed Debate site where you could pick up hundreds of upfists with that? There&#039;s a digital Derpistan out there somewhere, where one of the Wonketariat racked up a negative 90 score; we really should look into going all Poe&#039;s Law on them.
Dalton Hayes, an 18-year-old out on bond...Cheyenne Philips, his 13-year-old &ldquo;girlfriend&rdquo;....
...Kentucky...
...Florida.
&#039;nuff said.
White guy does it = Soon to be a major motion picture
Also too:
Black twelve-year-old child does absolutely nothing = No need to blame anyone, just shoot him. Black teenager walking home does absolutely nothing = No need to blame anyone, just shoot him. Black father shopping in mall does absolutely nothing = No need to blame anyone, just shoot him.