So let's get straight to the good-ish news: Nine-year-old Sinai (pronounced "sih-NYE") Miller, who was hit by a stray bullet from a drive-by shooting Tuesday while selling Girl Scout Cookies in Indianapolis, is going to be fine. You know, as fine as a 9-year-old girl can be after a gunshot wound to the leg. Also, people are
Can somebody tell me if there is a Kickstarter for this girl? Or how to start one? She needs to be showered with love and cash. Bless her heart, snark definitely off. And excuse me, I have something in my eye. Be right back.
<i>The Indianapolis Star reports that, after realizing she&rsquo;d been shot, Sinai asked her family, &ldquo;What did I do wrong? Why did this happen?&rdquo;</i>
Wrong?! Wrong?!! You didn&#039;t do <i>anything</i> wrong, Pumpkin. You proved to us that the Second Amendment is still <i>working</i>!
What&#039;s all the fuss? You gotta harvest blueberries to make blueberry jam. You gotta harvest tomatoes to make spaghetti sauce. What did you people think <i>GIRL SCOUT</i> cookies were made out of, anyway?
People (parents) say Disney is education so they can take the kids when school is in session and avoid long lines. The kids definitely learn a lesson that way.
&quot;By having two legs you increase the odds of your being shot in a leg by 100% and, for this reason, we advise that one leg be removed and stored in an approved gun safe.&quot; -- NRA circular.
<i>Sinai asked her family, &ldquo;What did I do wrong? Why did this happen?&rdquo;</i>
You want to field those question <a href="http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/content\/nra-loaded-guns-okay-schools-not-gun-shows" target="_blank">Wayne LaPierre</a>? Or <a href="http:\/\/www.theblaze.com\/stories\/2015\/02\/05\/open-carry-activists-video-so-inflammatory-that-even-those-on-his-side-are-calling-it-completely-unacceptable\/" target="_blank">Kory Watkins</a>? Or <a href="http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/content\/larry-pratt-eric-garner-socialism-breeds-death" target="_blank">Larry Pratt</a>?
Wait... some Girl Scouts actually <i>go around</i> to <i>places</i> to sell those things? I thought it was the responsibility of the parent&#039;s to peddle the things at their workplaces?
Oh, I see... blah: absent father, mother on welfare. That&#039;s what&#039;s really to blame here!
Not just parents, plenty of teachers say it too. I think I went to WDW (and/or Universal) at least twice a year from 5th grade though high school.
And outside grocery stores, so you can&#039;t say you are in any position to buy food.
Can somebody tell me if there is a Kickstarter for this girl? Or how to start one? She needs to be showered with love and cash. Bless her heart, snark definitely off. And excuse me, I have something in my eye. Be right back.
&quot;Born without much of a &#039;third leg?&#039; BUY A GUN! MANLINESS RESTORED!!1&quot;
-- Unwritten NRA founding document
I think the second part happens if she ever listens to Beyonce, if we&#039;re using the Huckabee Shaming System.
you&#039;re a bad,bad man. So, perfect for Wonkette then. winky face emoticon ;)
<i>The Indianapolis Star reports that, after realizing she&rsquo;d been shot, Sinai asked her family, &ldquo;What did I do wrong? Why did this happen?&rdquo;</i>
Wrong?! Wrong?!! You didn&#039;t do <i>anything</i> wrong, Pumpkin. You proved to us that the Second Amendment is still <i>working</i>!
What&#039;s all the fuss? You gotta harvest blueberries to make blueberry jam. You gotta harvest tomatoes to make spaghetti sauce. What did you people think <i>GIRL SCOUT</i> cookies were made out of, anyway?
People (parents) say Disney is education so they can take the kids when school is in session and avoid long lines. The kids definitely learn a lesson that way.
One good leg, one bad leg.
Where was George Zimmerman when this happened?
&quot;By having two legs you increase the odds of your being shot in a leg by 100% and, for this reason, we advise that one leg be removed and stored in an approved gun safe.&quot; -- NRA circular.
Sounds like the little sugar pusher are battling for territory. Aw shit. This is not funny. Poor kid.
<i>Sinai asked her family, &ldquo;What did I do wrong? Why did this happen?&rdquo;</i>
You want to field those question <a href="http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/content\/nra-loaded-guns-okay-schools-not-gun-shows" target="_blank">Wayne LaPierre</a>? Or <a href="http:\/\/www.theblaze.com\/stories\/2015\/02\/05\/open-carry-activists-video-so-inflammatory-that-even-those-on-his-side-are-calling-it-completely-unacceptable\/" target="_blank">Kory Watkins</a>? Or <a href="http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/content\/larry-pratt-eric-garner-socialism-breeds-death" target="_blank">Larry Pratt</a>?
Wait... some Girl Scouts actually <i>go around</i> to <i>places</i> to sell those things? I thought it was the responsibility of the parent&#039;s to peddle the things at their workplaces?
Oh, I see... blah: absent father, mother on welfare. That&#039;s what&#039;s really to blame here!
One word: slingshots. Or should that be two words?