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Antonin Dvorak's avatar

Not just parents, plenty of teachers say it too. I think I went to WDW (and/or Universal) at least twice a year from 5th grade though high school.

Antonin Dvorak's avatar

And outside grocery stores, so you can't say you are in any position to buy food.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Can somebody tell me if there is a Kickstarter for this girl? Or how to start one? She needs to be showered with love and cash. Bless her heart, snark definitely off. And excuse me, I have something in my eye. Be right back.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Born without much of a 'third leg?' BUY A GUN! MANLINESS RESTORED!!1"

-- Unwritten NRA founding document

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think the second part happens if she ever listens to Beyonce, if we're using the Huckabee Shaming System.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

you're a bad,bad man. So, perfect for Wonkette then. winky face emoticon ;)

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>The Indianapolis Star reports that, after realizing she’d been shot, Sinai asked her family, “What did I do wrong? Why did this happen?”</i>

Wrong?! Wrong?!! You didn't do <i>anything</i> wrong, Pumpkin. You proved to us that the Second Amendment is still <i>working</i>!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

What's all the fuss? You gotta harvest blueberries to make blueberry jam. You gotta harvest tomatoes to make spaghetti sauce. What did you people think <i>GIRL SCOUT</i> cookies were made out of, anyway?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

People (parents) say Disney is education so they can take the kids when school is in session and avoid long lines. The kids definitely learn a lesson that way.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

One good leg, one bad leg.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Where was George Zimmerman when this happened?

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

"By having two legs you increase the odds of your being shot in a leg by 100% and, for this reason, we advise that one leg be removed and stored in an approved gun safe." -- NRA circular.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Sounds like the little sugar pusher are battling for territory. Aw shit. This is not funny. Poor kid.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>Sinai asked her family, “What did I do wrong? Why did this happen?”</i>

You want to field those question <a href="http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/content\/nra-loaded-guns-okay-schools-not-gun-shows" target="_blank">Wayne LaPierre</a>? Or <a href="http:\/\/www.theblaze.com\/stories\/2015\/02\/05\/open-carry-activists-video-so-inflammatory-that-even-those-on-his-side-are-calling-it-completely-unacceptable\/" target="_blank">Kory Watkins</a>? Or <a href="http:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/content\/larry-pratt-eric-garner-socialism-breeds-death" target="_blank">Larry Pratt</a>?

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Wait... some Girl Scouts actually <i>go around</i> to <i>places</i> to sell those things? I thought it was the responsibility of the parent's to peddle the things at their workplaces?

Oh, I see... blah: absent father, mother on welfare. That's what's really to blame here!

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

One word: slingshots. Or should that be two words?