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that guy is a first class fuckwit

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The Arizona Chainsaw Massacre?

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Anything getting done in Arizona is a huge step forward compared to what's normal there.

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That's only because the Postal Service keeps intercepting the poisoned ones.

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He should stop riding in the HOV lane.

(Hispanic-Operated Vehicles.)

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She mentions him in <i>Memories of a Catholic Girlhood.</i>

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The Picture: Green Acres: The Shucking.

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NO!

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HOW DARE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TELL STATES WHAT TO DO. NULLIFICATION NULLIFICATION NULLIFICATION ARGLEBARGLEBLEEGLREEPLE.

About 1/3 of the states are still hoping we can replace the Constitution with the Articles of Confederation. Not altogether unexpectedly, many of said states are members of a former social club called the Confederacy.

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<i>Dear Hero Sheriff,

Please come striding to my <strike>town's</strike> subdivision's <strike>main street</strike> mall with a rifle and a couple sixguns to shoot the evil <strike>cattle rustlers</strike> immigrant day laborers. This is why I retired to Arizona in the first place: to experience the real America, as depicted so accurately by John Wayne.

Yours gratefully, Former Resident of Some Dreary Northern Burb</i>

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Out of your ear?

I thought the Ocular Cavity was the preferred entry point for a good skullf*ck.

Where is that BSFDog when you need her?

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At the frequencies that Brenner can hear, money screams even louder than AZ teabaggers.

Which may explain the perpetually pained look on her face.

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She needs that sweet Obamacare leatherface treatment.

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