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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that guy is a first class fuckwit

PubOption's avatar

The Arizona Chainsaw Massacre?

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Anything getting done in Arizona is a huge step forward compared to what's normal there.

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That's only because the Postal Service keeps intercepting the poisoned ones.

Lot_49's avatar

She mentions him in <i>Memories of a Catholic Girlhood.</i>

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The Picture: Green Acres: The Shucking.

malsperanza's avatar

HOW DARE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TELL STATES WHAT TO DO. NULLIFICATION NULLIFICATION NULLIFICATION ARGLEBARGLEBLEEGLREEPLE.

About 1/3 of the states are still hoping we can replace the Constitution with the Articles of Confederation. Not altogether unexpectedly, many of said states are members of a former social club called the Confederacy.

malsperanza's avatar

<i>Dear Hero Sheriff,

Please come striding to my <strike>town's</strike> subdivision's <strike>main street</strike> mall with a rifle and a couple sixguns to shoot the evil <strike>cattle rustlers</strike> immigrant day laborers. This is why I retired to Arizona in the first place: to experience the real America, as depicted so accurately by John Wayne.

Yours gratefully, Former Resident of Some Dreary Northern Burb</i>

Shypixel's avatar

Out of your ear?

I thought the Ocular Cavity was the preferred entry point for a good skullf*ck.

Where is that BSFDog when you need her?

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At the frequencies that Brenner can hear, money screams even louder than AZ teabaggers.

Which may explain the perpetually pained look on her face.

schmannity's avatar

She needs that sweet Obamacare leatherface treatment.