Florida: The only godforsaken place on Earth where -- on baseball’s Opening Day -- you can have a rain delay in a stadium that has a fucking roof : Congratulations to the Miami Marlins on finding a way to stop their first game of the season with a rain delay, despite having a stadium with a roof. They are pioneers. Pioneers who didn’t close their roof.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only owner in pro sports who cares so little about the product he's selling that, even though he spent over a decade lobbying for government funding that will eventually cost Miami-Dade taxpayers $2.4 billion by the time the bonds are paid off, he isn't totally sure whether they made the now 3-year-old stadium domed or not. He also has apparently never attended a game and looked up at the damned sky.
Know biblically, Rev. Baxley? Those of us who grew up Baptist know that "to know" in the biblical sense meant "have sex with." The boys used to giggle about this on Sunday, in the parking lot, between sunday school and church service. (We'd sure like to know Barbara Jean.) Any bible-thumper who uses the phrase "know biblically" is either a total dunce, or is having a little joke on us ignorant apostates. But since, well, Florida, my money's on the former.
Loria said: "I thought we have a roof."
Ladies and gentlemen, the only owner in pro sports who cares so little about the product he's selling that, even though he spent over a decade lobbying for government funding that will eventually cost Miami-Dade taxpayers $2.4 billion by the time the bonds are paid off, he isn't totally sure whether they made the now 3-year-old stadium domed or not. He also has apparently never attended a game and looked up at the damned sky.
Take the balls out first, though.
Know biblically, Rev. Baxley? Those of us who grew up Baptist know that "to know" in the biblical sense meant "have sex with." The boys used to giggle about this on Sunday, in the parking lot, between sunday school and church service. (We'd sure like to know Barbara Jean.) Any bible-thumper who uses the phrase "know biblically" is either a total dunce, or is having a little joke on us ignorant apostates. But since, well, Florida, my money's on the former.
Make a left at the Fold-In, Turn right at the second Don Martin cartoon, and go straight on until you get to Spy vs Spy. Can't miss it.
Physically, anyway. Mentally, jury's still out on that.
It's Florida. Maybe that was their point.
I think it's cute how they assume they'll be barons themselves.
It's Florida, man.~
Rick Scott looks just like Bat Boy from Florida's Weekly World News. The timing of the Weekly World News closing and Scott becoming Governor is more than coincidental.http://img.wonkette.com/wp-...http://www.alexxcast.com/wp...
... knowing what I know biblically.
I'm thinking farm animals, right hand, fleshlights and farm animals. And yes, I said farm animals twice. He likes farm animals.
Stand Up America Now has the same initials as my group "Shut up, Ambisexual Nitwits.
Whose ball is that? Asking for a friend.
Well, He is made in their image. Something like that.
Go Sydney!
Rand's. Rand Paul's ball. I think I need a nap.
...should have registered as lobbyists if they were going to take a position on legislation while in their official capacity as state employees.
Odd, that's part of the job duties for some in CHP.