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Shalimar's avatar

Loria said: "I thought we have a roof."

Ladies and gentlemen, the only owner in pro sports who cares so little about the product he's selling that, even though he spent over a decade lobbying for government funding that will eventually cost Miami-Dade taxpayers $2.4 billion by the time the bonds are paid off, he isn't totally sure whether they made the now 3-year-old stadium domed or not. He also has apparently never attended a game and looked up at the damned sky.

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Take the balls out first, though.

unclejeems's avatar

Know biblically, Rev. Baxley? Those of us who grew up Baptist know that "to know" in the biblical sense meant "have sex with." The boys used to giggle about this on Sunday, in the parking lot, between sunday school and church service. (We'd sure like to know Barbara Jean.) Any bible-thumper who uses the phrase "know biblically" is either a total dunce, or is having a little joke on us ignorant apostates. But since, well, Florida, my money's on the former.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Make a left at the Fold-In, Turn right at the second Don Martin cartoon, and go straight on until you get to Spy vs Spy. Can't miss it.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Physically, anyway. Mentally, jury's still out on that.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It's Florida. Maybe that was their point.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I think it's cute how they assume they'll be barons themselves.

ForCry's avatar

Rick Scott looks just like Bat Boy from Florida's Weekly World News. The timing of the Weekly World News closing and Scott becoming Governor is more than coincidental.http://img.wonkette.com/wp-...http://www.alexxcast.com/wp...

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

... knowing what I know biblically.

I'm thinking farm animals, right hand, fleshlights and farm animals. And yes, I said farm animals twice. He likes farm animals.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Stand Up America Now has the same initials as my group "Shut up, Ambisexual Nitwits.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Whose ball is that? Asking for a friend.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, He is made in their image. Something like that.

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Rand's. Rand Paul's ball. I think I need a nap.

Chris Grrr's avatar

...should have registered as lobbyists if they were going to take a position on legislation while in their official capacity as state employees.

Odd, that's part of the job duties for some in CHP.