Here is your Wonkette YouTube President's Day Bonanza Honor Post, featuring a concerned lady talking about an alien reptile that's been lodged in the back of our President's head, just like it was lodged in the head of an "Egyptian Pharo" several millenia ago.
We were watching Wallace and Gromit - A Matter of Loaf and Death and there was a similar reference.
Love it.
That's the scar from where they removed his soul. Didn't you watch the movie?? Wake up Sheeple!
Crocodile Dundee, he was called. On walkabout all around the Austrian outback with a croc on his topper.