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Keith Taylor's avatar

You left out blasphemer! And running dog revisionist!

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Wookie Monster's avatar

I have a list of things I would do if had a time machine. Some of them are pretty obvious: kill Hitler, prevent Trump’s election, etc.

Also on the list is preventing Dorsey from inventing Twitter. Nothing in the past decade has ruined discourse in this country more.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Pedantry alert: the New Testament was originally written in Greek and then translated into Latin, not vice versa.

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

This is when I first heard of Buttbrain Buttar:https://respectfulinsolence...

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

ha! Bobby Rush is my husband's distant cousin.

anyhow, Buttcrack's twitter profile is a sight to behold. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Fun fact: 666’–8” (666.666... decimal) is the concourse elevation at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport. Ruh roh.

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Pura Vida19's avatar

The prefix for my landline phone is 666. You have been warned.

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Yeah, but the ZIP code for O’Hare International Airport is still 60666....

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

“Nobody goes there any more—it’s too crowded.”

—Yogi Berra

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Insane Anglo Warlord is an anagram for Ronald Wilson Reagan.

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jaycubed's avatar

And, the "Number of The Beast" is NOT "666".

The "Number of The Beast" is DCLXVI.

Indian (or Arabic) numerals didn't exist until a thousand years after Revelation was written. The only numbers John of Patmos had available were Roman numerals.

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Anyone here think that the SCOTUS will uphold multiple lower-court decisions against Trump?

Not me, but we’ll find out in June....

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Mother Nature does not negotiate.

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mailman27's avatar

Oh, there's plenty of chicken-choking going on! No question.

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mailman27's avatar

I hope their analysis injects my daily timeline with the drama, comedy and pathos that it seems to lack when I look at it, up close...

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