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Oh, man, not just Muslims. I think they're not showing any of the stuff Charlie publishes because they offend <i>everybody</i>. The Xian outrage over even the milder cartoons would probably result in at the very least a server meltdown due to all the badly spelled emails of outrage.

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Maybe it was his ceremonial .38 special? But how he got it to "accidentally discharge" I've no idea.

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That reminds me: I need a new calendar.

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definitely a step up from ovens...

(I'll see myself out...)

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police officer Ahmed Merabet, also too

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When the local one opened, here on the CA central coast, and I went in for the first time, I was sure they were busing people in from Alabama.

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If George were a young blah man, he'd be dead.

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Let's remember Catholic Superhero Bill Donahue himself said Charlie had gone too far, by insulting Catholics as well as Muslims.

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I used to work at a Hell-Mart; give one of us peons a gun and we'd have emptied it at as many customers as possible within ten minutes.

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<em>A Fayetteville, North Carolina, man ate lead for breakfast courtesy of his 27-year-old wife, who started firing through her bedroom door after hearing what she assumed was a dastardly criminal outside in the middle of Friday morning. </em>

She was just doing what Rooster Cogburn would do - shoot without a call.

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I <b>was</b> shot <b>by</b> the sheriff, But I did not shoot the derputy.

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"The man repeatedly told the boy to drop the unsecured weapon, a .380-caliber pistol, before the kid instead fired it."

That's why you only give them two seconds.

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It will raise suspicions when she succeeds in her next attempt.

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Both sides do it!*

(*Get killed by religious fuckwads.)

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From <a href="http:\/\/www.peopleofwalmart.com\/winter-flowers\/" target="_blank">what I've seen</a>, I think you'd want something with more stopping power.

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