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willi0000000's avatar

hardly counts . . . the first one to mention Hitler wins the base.

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sillyclucker's avatar

He didn't realize you weren't supposed to eat it.

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Barbara Delaney's avatar

Last year Christie made headlines in New Jersey when it was revealed that billionaire mogul Sheldon Adelson paid for a private plane to take Christie and his family to Israel. While on the same middle-east trip, King Adullah of Jordan paid a $30,000 hotel bill for Christie and his family.

A $30,000 hotel bill? I guess Chris, Mary Pat and the kiddies had room service on speed dial. I'd love to see an itemized bill from their stay. I'll bet the cooks in the kitchen were puzzled, "What is this deep fried Twinkie dish they keep demanding?"

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

All your base belong us!

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A Bashful Nobody's avatar

I'd like to punch someone too if my poll ratings were as low as Christie's.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

My father always told me that turds float.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Especially when we are about 17.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

And Ukraine too. Might be relevant concerning the war.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

That's l Gov. Cartman has.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I like the idea of pegging the salaries of the elected state blowholes to the highest wage paid to teachers in the state. Not the admins, mind you, but the classroom teachers. Same exact benefits, too.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

That also works for when Hannity takes a header...

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Tapper has less then 400K viewers.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Oh, he's mad at the teachers because they “already endorsed Hillary Clinton 16, 17 months before the election,” is he? Aww. Poor baby.

Is he also going to take a motorcade up to Maine to punch Paul LePage in the face for endorsing HIM "16, 17 months before the election"?

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

Christie only acts tough. Cruz is the real tough guy. Cruz cooked bacon on a machine gun. For realz. And not that wimpy Canadian bacon. Real bacon. Cooked on a machine gun.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Rob Ford? I miss that guy.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Christie's wrasslin' costume is a bib.

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