New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is a raging dick -- but that's not a bug, it's a feature. It's his brand, and he's damn proud of it, and he's never going to change, eff you, buddy. His pitch to voters is: "It's time to start offending people." This strategy has worked well for him in New Jersey, where 65 percent of voters
Last year Christie made headlines in New Jersey when it was revealed that billionaire mogul Sheldon Adelson paid for a private plane to take Christie and his family to Israel. While on the same middle-east trip, King Adullah of Jordan paid a $30,000 hotel bill for Christie and his family.
A $30,000 hotel bill? I guess Chris, Mary Pat and the kiddies had room service on speed dial. I'd love to see an itemized bill from their stay. I'll bet the cooks in the kitchen were puzzled, "What is this deep fried Twinkie dish they keep demanding?"
I like the idea of pegging the salaries of the elected state blowholes to the highest wage paid to teachers in the state. Not the admins, mind you, but the classroom teachers. Same exact benefits, too.
Christie only acts tough. Cruz is the real tough guy. Cruz cooked bacon on a machine gun. For realz. And not that wimpy Canadian bacon. Real bacon. Cooked on a machine gun.
hardly counts . . . the first one to mention Hitler wins the base.
He didn't realize you weren't supposed to eat it.
Last year Christie made headlines in New Jersey when it was revealed that billionaire mogul Sheldon Adelson paid for a private plane to take Christie and his family to Israel. While on the same middle-east trip, King Adullah of Jordan paid a $30,000 hotel bill for Christie and his family.
A $30,000 hotel bill? I guess Chris, Mary Pat and the kiddies had room service on speed dial. I'd love to see an itemized bill from their stay. I'll bet the cooks in the kitchen were puzzled, "What is this deep fried Twinkie dish they keep demanding?"
All your base belong us!
I'd like to punch someone too if my poll ratings were as low as Christie's.
My father always told me that turds float.
Especially when we are about 17.
And Ukraine too. Might be relevant concerning the war.
That's l Gov. Cartman has.
I like the idea of pegging the salaries of the elected state blowholes to the highest wage paid to teachers in the state. Not the admins, mind you, but the classroom teachers. Same exact benefits, too.
That also works for when Hannity takes a header...
Tapper has less then 400K viewers.
Oh, he's mad at the teachers because they “already endorsed Hillary Clinton 16, 17 months before the election,” is he? Aww. Poor baby.
Is he also going to take a motorcade up to Maine to punch Paul LePage in the face for endorsing HIM "16, 17 months before the election"?
Christie only acts tough. Cruz is the real tough guy. Cruz cooked bacon on a machine gun. For realz. And not that wimpy Canadian bacon. Real bacon. Cooked on a machine gun.
Rob Ford? I miss that guy.
Christie's wrasslin' costume is a bib.