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Ben's delusions do add a new meaning to the term "pyramid scheme" when you think about it.

And "pyramid scheme" does give us all a new way to think of the Trump administration.

Oops, make that "administration."

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Win! Best laugh I've had all week!

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The torch has been passed . . . .

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All true Romper Room aficionados know the difference between "Do Be a Do-Bee" (which Miss Nancy used to say at the end) and "Do-be-do-be-do" (Frank Sinatra)

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". . . never had a 'Willy' or a 'Sam,' " either

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I wish that would dissuade the rubes from the Styx. Sadly, they see it as "telling it like it is" because it echoes their own racist bullshit.

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I'm going to enjoy voting against her on a spiritual, physical, emotional, and sexual level.

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I'm more concerned about derp state.

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A muslim joo nazi communist weakling bully rapist virgin effete thug.

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It also took sleepy's clothes.

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Maybe they were Deep-tic-tacs.

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Claudia Tenney couldn't even make it as a spork.

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I lived in Nashville for a while back in the late 70's. You wouldn't believe the country stars' houses. Many of these people had grown up in tar paper shacks with dirt floors, and, when they made it big, they built themselves a house. And one for their parents, too.

Minnie Pearl lived next door to the Governor's Mansion. Her place was bigger.

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Deep State Dog's the name of my new Fusion/Rockabilly band.

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You have to remember, these are conservative Republicans. They scream about protecting the taxpayers when Democrats want something, but, when they're in power, they look on taxpayer money as free money because it doesn't come out of their pockets.

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Yes. And those fucktwats are hopeless. It's all about getting common sense people up off their asses in Nov.

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