Data is for nerds/libtards/woke Antifa criminals. That's why the Trump administration (following Project 2025) is working SO HARD to eliminate all numbers, along with those bizarre and probably perverted things that mathematicians do with them, which they taught to economists, who taught the other social sciences. And now look where we are.
So...no more data. Not on inflation--it's your imagination! Not on climate--just so nice 'n' balmy! And definitely not on "election integrity," a thing that we want you to think is a problem when it never has been, but that's how we get to keep YOU from voting.
I didn’t know we can just repeal laws of nature. I’m going to have to remember that. There is so much I want to repeal when I finally get access to Obama’s Time Machine.
1. What is the plan for when the satellites DO fail?
2. Once NASA gets a piece of equipment working, it tends to stay working for a long time. The first Mars Rover outlived its expected usability many times over. V-ger is still out there coasting towards a distant star. Do we have any way of knowing how much longer these weather satellites are likely to last?
People in general are not good at fixing problems at an early state (think of climate change). trumpsters are absolutely, 100%, dedicated to not fixing problems--they're too busy causing them.
"...but we have a president who says the science doesn’t matter and carbon dioxide is harmless now."
For research purposes only, TACO could lock himself in a garage with a vehicle running and see how that works out for him. If it is harmless than he will be fine, right?
Possible explanation: The DOD, despite Hegseth's "leadership", is still run by people who (i) take seriously their duty to our country, (ii) haven't yet sucumbed to Project 2025, and (iii) aren't fuckwits.
Fortunately I'm a Scorpio. We're happy as clams. And don't let any astrologist say otherwise! They lie when they say we're more likely to sting you than hug you. This is not true. We're born huggers. Just because we don't believe in astrology doesn't mean they have to bag on us. It's the Geminis you need worry about: Split personalities, the lot of them.
Everywonk! Our faithful captain, Zuludaddy, is being a good citizen and donating blood, so I have been asked to step in for the daily smoking lamp ceremony.
As pissed off and miserable as I've been all damned day I haven't partaken of the calming cannibas. Perhaps that will be just what's required to diminish my currently rather angry, violent tendancies.
They NEVER allow me to donate blood, dammit. First my blood pressure was too LOW and since then I've always been refused because of my weight.
I'm O+ and know that my blood type is the universal variety generally well tolerated by all human beings in emergencies regardless of their blood type.
It's been VERY frustrating.
As has this entire fucking miserable gawd damned day.
We are fucked, unless we find a to fire the Heritage Foundation, The Federalist Society, Vought, Miller, and every other aspiring Republican fascist in this administration and their billionaire backers into the Sun.
...and disempowered by a fast-talked con-man whose single skill is bankrupting businesses.
Now he's fiscally as well as diplomatically bankrupting the US.
He MUST be removed.
A revolution is necessary for the sake of this DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC'S survival. If we don't fight back we DESERVE exactly what this fat orange con-artist does to us.
While they're at it, they seem to be pushing for the elimination of regulations that restrict greenhouse gasses. At this rate there will be no hurricane season, they will simply be year-round events.
It's a giant storm that's been raging for centuries, and it's not going to go away because Jupiter is a gas giant and there isn't any land to stop the storm
Data is for nerds/libtards/woke Antifa criminals. That's why the Trump administration (following Project 2025) is working SO HARD to eliminate all numbers, along with those bizarre and probably perverted things that mathematicians do with them, which they taught to economists, who taught the other social sciences. And now look where we are.
So...no more data. Not on inflation--it's your imagination! Not on climate--just so nice 'n' balmy! And definitely not on "election integrity," a thing that we want you to think is a problem when it never has been, but that's how we get to keep YOU from voting.
Only Republicans are this stupid. Honestly.
Is competing with Putin for body count of his own citizens?
Ta, Dok.
Faster than the speed of light!
“Repeal the 2009 scientific finding “
I didn’t know we can just repeal laws of nature. I’m going to have to remember that. There is so much I want to repeal when I finally get access to Obama’s Time Machine.
1. What is the plan for when the satellites DO fail?
2. Once NASA gets a piece of equipment working, it tends to stay working for a long time. The first Mars Rover outlived its expected usability many times over. V-ger is still out there coasting towards a distant star. Do we have any way of knowing how much longer these weather satellites are likely to last?
People in general are not good at fixing problems at an early state (think of climate change). trumpsters are absolutely, 100%, dedicated to not fixing problems--they're too busy causing them.
"...but we have a president who says the science doesn’t matter and carbon dioxide is harmless now."
For research purposes only, TACO could lock himself in a garage with a vehicle running and see how that works out for him. If it is harmless than he will be fine, right?
You would have to correct for carbon mono-oxide somehow.
Possible explanation: The DOD, despite Hegseth's "leadership", is still run by people who (i) take seriously their duty to our country, (ii) haven't yet sucumbed to Project 2025, and (iii) aren't fuckwits.
For now.
OT. Warning: Not a well done study.
"Men Born in the Summer Are More Likely to Be Depressed, Study Finds
Researchers have found a link between the timing of one's birth and a later risk of depression symptoms, but only in men."
https://gizmodo.com/men-born-in-the-summer-are-more-likely-to-be-depressed-study-finds-2000636562
Fortunately I'm a Scorpio. We're happy as clams. And don't let any astrologist say otherwise! They lie when they say we're more likely to sting you than hug you. This is not true. We're born huggers. Just because we don't believe in astrology doesn't mean they have to bag on us. It's the Geminis you need worry about: Split personalities, the lot of them.
How happy are clams on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being an ecstatically happy clam?
The study accurately describes me. Maybe correlation is causation?
I was born damn-near in the middle of it.
I'm fucked.
Safe by five days. Born on June 16.
That makes you a Gemini. How many personalities DO you have inside you? /s
I'd say at least 37.
But they’re all really boring.
Say what, now?
NYT: “Thin, White and Right: The Ideal Christian Woman”
“How skinny became a conservative calling card.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/30/opinion/christian-influencers-diet-culture-women.html
Yeah, the NYT should do one of those Cletus safaris they are so fond of. Like, walk into any church in Alabama to see what I'm talking about.
Too bad it's NYT, sounds worth reading, if obvious.
The crack helps too though
I thought it was big fake lips and tiddies.
Shit.
I need to gain some weight.
I don’t think the New York Times has ever been to a Walmart in the South.
That's not the Ideal. But, no, I'm sure no one there has ever been to one.
Everywonk! Our faithful captain, Zuludaddy, is being a good citizen and donating blood, so I have been asked to step in for the daily smoking lamp ceremony.
Please light your smoking lamps...NAO!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
thaaaaank you JanuaryClaire!
hey everywonk! JC is doing Nice Things hooooraaaaay!
As pissed off and miserable as I've been all damned day I haven't partaken of the calming cannibas. Perhaps that will be just what's required to diminish my currently rather angry, violent tendancies.
Fingers crossed!
Any update on when your meds will *finally* be available?
*smokes entire lamp*
...I dOn't ThINk i diD ThAt rIgHT...
*falls over*
*pokes*
I hope he gets a cookie and a pop afterwards!
this is Rhode Island, so I got three plastic boxes of shitty orange juice and some SunChips which had been provided by the blood center
but also too a local pizza joint contributed a few pies and I grabbed a slice!
Ahoy!
They NEVER allow me to donate blood, dammit. First my blood pressure was too LOW and since then I've always been refused because of my weight.
I'm O+ and know that my blood type is the universal variety generally well tolerated by all human beings in emergencies regardless of their blood type.
It's been VERY frustrating.
As has this entire fucking miserable gawd damned day.
(also O+ and I hope you get you your relief very very soon please)
I too, am a universal donor (O-).
3 pack of sharpies now $800 with tariffs.
The kind that smell like raspberries are $1600.
I loved smelly sharpies when I was little. Brown was my favorite, but I can’t remember what it was supposed to be, cinnamon maybe?
Purple was good too.
I think brown was chocolate. Black was licorice…
Mmm licorice
I know, right? I could lure a husband with a licorice marker…just draw an arrow
The United States has NEVER been so diplomatically and environmentally insecure.
Or perhaps a more accurate assessment is that we are just fucked.
We are fucked, unless we find a to fire the Heritage Foundation, The Federalist Society, Vought, Miller, and every other aspiring Republican fascist in this administration and their billionaire backers into the Sun.
Those Heritage Foundation fuckwits need to be locked up along with Vought, Miller, and ever other yappity fascist shit disturber.
These fuckers need to SUFFER. I am MORE than happy to oblige.
In that case, fundamentally insecure would apply.
'fucked' sums it up quite nicely
Canada, if you’re listening…
Oh, you bet we are.
"Disfigured by a whiskey-dick lawyer."
- Bill Gerrard, ICE HARVEST
...and disempowered by a fast-talked con-man whose single skill is bankrupting businesses.
Now he's fiscally as well as diplomatically bankrupting the US.
He MUST be removed.
A revolution is necessary for the sake of this DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC'S survival. If we don't fight back we DESERVE exactly what this fat orange con-artist does to us.
So say we all .
While they're at it, they seem to be pushing for the elimination of regulations that restrict greenhouse gasses. At this rate there will be no hurricane season, they will simply be year-round events.
Jupiter's Great Red Spot readily comes to mind.
Great Orange Spot=Dear Leader’s ass.
Jupiter has a raging storm that shows up as a giant red spot.
Ours will be orange.
I hope it hovers over Mar-A-Lago.
It's a giant storm that's been raging for centuries, and it's not going to go away because Jupiter is a gas giant and there isn't any land to stop the storm
A gas giant with a raging storm that will last centuries with nothing to stop it does track with Trump.
COKE!
[snorts enthusiastically]
With cane sugar
Vulcan mind meld?
Could be. Or just a shared enthusiasm for astronomy.