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A guy on the high school newspaper staff used to write Shakespearean sonnets where the first letter of each line down told the principal to fuck off.

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I imagine that the Founding Fathers were incapable of believing that the nation could sink this low.

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Nah, he is clearly crazier. Like, before he was just nuts, but now he's about one mini-stroke away from frothing at the mouth and dropping trou on national TV.

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Jesus Agamemnon Christ, I do more than that between getting out of bed and having breakfast. Then again, my TV-watching schedule isn't as full as his.

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He's wrong. REALLY wrong.- Judge Susan Bolton

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That is so spot-on it's painful.

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Ew.- David ben Jesse, professional shepherd

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Currently concocting a letter to the White House where the first initials to each paragraph spell out "ISN'T THERE A SUSPENSION BRIDGE GILDED IN GOLD LEAF YOU CAN GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNDER?"

I'll admit, it's already getting pretty time-consuming.

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"Lil Wayne."

Apparently Evan's not a hip hop fan. ; )

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America?NotAnotherGildedRepublicanAssclownManbaby

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If they can go after you, the system actually works sometimes.

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"Is succor here by any chance?"

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Lawrence Welk?

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Kudos to everyone involved.

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Oh Tim. I was laughing so hard at that post that I scared the cat, and now he won't shut up cuz' he's cranky when he gets woken up from one of his eleventy-seven naps. So thanks.

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