Nah, he is clearly crazier. Like, before he was just nuts, but now he's about one mini-stroke away from frothing at the mouth and dropping trou on national TV.
Currently concocting a letter to the White House where the first initials to each paragraph spell out "ISN'T THERE A SUSPENSION BRIDGE GILDED IN GOLD LEAF YOU CAN GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNDER?"
Oh Tim. I was laughing so hard at that post that I scared the cat, and now he won't shut up cuz' he's cranky when he gets woken up from one of his eleventy-seven naps. So thanks.
A guy on the high school newspaper staff used to write Shakespearean sonnets where the first letter of each line down told the principal to fuck off.
I imagine that the Founding Fathers were incapable of believing that the nation could sink this low.
Nah, he is clearly crazier. Like, before he was just nuts, but now he's about one mini-stroke away from frothing at the mouth and dropping trou on national TV.
Jesus Agamemnon Christ, I do more than that between getting out of bed and having breakfast. Then again, my TV-watching schedule isn't as full as his.
He's wrong. REALLY wrong.- Judge Susan Bolton
That is so spot-on it's painful.
Ew.- David ben Jesse, professional shepherd
Ba dum tish!
Currently concocting a letter to the White House where the first initials to each paragraph spell out "ISN'T THERE A SUSPENSION BRIDGE GILDED IN GOLD LEAF YOU CAN GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNDER?"
I'll admit, it's already getting pretty time-consuming.
"Lil Wayne."
Apparently Evan's not a hip hop fan. ; )
America?NotAnotherGildedRepublicanAssclownManbaby
If they can go after you, the system actually works sometimes.
"Is succor here by any chance?"
Lawrence Welk?
Kudos to everyone involved.
Oh Tim. I was laughing so hard at that post that I scared the cat, and now he won't shut up cuz' he's cranky when he gets woken up from one of his eleventy-seven naps. So thanks.