With Hillary Clinton slow drifting off towards her retirement in the assisted living community of Memes, the Hot Question (not really) in all of Washington is, who will be our nation's next "top diplomat" to bring us a shooting war in Libya? No, wait, the Hot Question is, who will win the presidential election? If it's Romney, of course, General McWarDongle will take the reins at Foggy Bottom and declare nuclear war domestically. But if it's Obama, we'll likely get the most boring possible choice. Think of the most boring possible choice, now, and then click the clicky! (HINT: IT'S THE GHOUL IN THE TOP PHOTO.)
Why stop there? George H. W. Bush was U.N. ambassador, and he went on to have his idiot son elected president!
I see what you did there. Apparently, I was the only one, though...
So long as Kerry doesn't try to appoint John Edwards to Deputy Secretary of State.
Ahh. I didn't get it. Shoulda said "other 6 dwarves" maybe?
He could bore our enemies to death. Diplomacy win!
romney will probably nominate bolton or somebody.
to get in good with baggers.
With the Ketchup Advisory Board as a foreign affairs think tank, what could possibly go wrong?
Is America ready for a white guy as Sec. of State?
If the White House is making a short list, it should include Robert Reich