Who Will Save Our Nation's Peanut Butters?
A senior Pentagon official did not refer Mohammed al-Qahtani's case for trial because he had been tortured. This is really too bad, because he sounds like a real nasty son of a bitch whoshouldhave been prosecuted, but oh well, TORTURE. [ Washington Post ]
More former Guantanamo detainees are returning to the battlefield because Barack Obama didn't give them decent, well-paying green-collar jobs. [ Voice of America ]
The crazy death-faking financial manager guy was found by authorities as he tried to commit suicide, which he also failed at. [ CNN ]
Israel admits that endlessly bombing the shit out of Gaza may not put Hamas out of business. [ Washington Post ]
Barack Obama is having some trouble getting Democratic senators to support his economic stimulus proposals and his request to release the remaining half of the original bailout funds. [ Bloomberg ]
Would you like some salmonella with your peanut butter? It's free! [ AP ]