For you to fap to If long-haired homo-hatin' harlots gettin' nailed like Jesus makes you tingly in your down-theres, you're in luck. Also, potentially in need of a lot of therapy, not that we're judging. Authoress of "biblica erotica" Lilith St. Augustine (no way is that her real name) has written, for your shades-drawn pleasure, a hot tale of forbidden jailhouse love between Kim Davis, the martyr of Rowan County, and -- GASP! HIDE THE CHILDREN! -- a jailhouse lady. (Is it
Awh man! Didn't you guys ever think about that whole concept of not being able to unsee something, or unring the bell or whatnot? Damn! Now I'm stuck with that shit! How about some real pron, as a palate cleanser?
I see what you did there. ;-)
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The Awakening of Sleeping Brutey...
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Awh man! Didn't you guys ever think about that whole concept of not being able to unsee something, or unring the bell or whatnot? Damn! Now I'm stuck with that shit! How about some real pron, as a palate cleanser?
Let's hope that repig Bunning has the balls to stand up to his party and do the right thing. I am not actually holding my breath.
like a hog during the annual Pigs n ‘Pokes Jubilee
Best line in literary history
I foresee a lawsuit.
Involving the blowhole under his comb-over.
I had to stop reading about halfway through because the excerpts were just too nasty.
Shagging on shag is nasty.
Thass just nasty, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight thanks.
I have just one thing to say to that:
*blows note on harmonica*
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
That is all.
Sure, except for the part where he gets confused and has to have it explained to him that he's supposed to jerk off people other than himself.
The worst part? I didn't realise at first one of those pictures was shopped. Still not sure which one.