Courtesy of David Graham at the Atlantic, here is video of New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg just barely making his way through a speech on the occasion of the annual 4th of July Coney Island hot dog eating contest.
Then boiled in dirty water, put on a squishy bun, and slathered with mustard and kraut*. Which makes them deilcious.
*neon green relish, in heathen lands.
Mayor, that's the same thing I say when I read Mittens policy statements.
Hey, but keep that drink to 16 oz, mister!
I see what you did there.
That's it! Obama must apologize!
Then boiled in dirty water, put on a squishy bun, and slathered with mustard and kraut*. Which makes them deilcious.
*neon green relish, in heathen lands.
Mayor, that's the same thing I say when I read Mittens policy statements.
Hey, but keep that drink to 16 oz, mister!
I see what you did there.
That's it! Obama must apologize!