Courtesy of David Graham at the Atlantic, here is video of New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg just barely making his way through a speech on the occasion of the annual 4th of July Coney Island hot dog eating contest. The lame puns, strung together like so many old-timey frankfurters in a Marmaduke cartoon, leave him barely able to choke out the words, and he ends by asking what many politicians have longed to say, but lacked the courage to actually come right out and utter:
Then boiled in dirty water, put on a squishy bun, and slathered with mustard and kraut*. Which makes them deilcious.
*neon green relish, in heathen lands.
Mayor, that's the same thing I say when I read Mittens policy statements.
Hey, but keep that drink to 16 oz, mister!
I see what you did there.
That's it! Obama must apologize!