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middleclassman1's avatar

Will he introduce Cruz as here's Lying Ted.

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That's the trouble with Groupons ... you got to read the fine print.

As for stiffing contractors, I don't think Trump will be put off by it.

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freakishlyterrified's avatar

Yeah, and I thought "Lil Marco" was going to speak as well?

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freakishlyterrified's avatar

That place is going to have to be razed to the ground after all the toxic bile and hate is spewed.

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Alternative Dog's avatar

Sarah's not going to be there because her son is back in jail:

http://www.joemygod.com/201...

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Shag D's avatar

Bwahaha, David Koch renegged on $1 million to support the GOP convention because Trump...http://www.politico.com/sto...

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bobbert's avatar

Agh. You reminded me I'm due for a colonscopy in a couple months. And yes, I'd rather do the Fleet than listen to any of these fuckers.

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bobbert's avatar

Eggplant Parmesan libelz. You just need lots of fucking Parmesan.

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bobbert's avatar

Primus sucks.

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ez's avatar

No Tim Tebow to speak, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, cut from a team again.

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ez's avatar

" waving a loaded firearm at the cops, all the while being shit-faced drunk "

That's an offence that gets some folks shot and killed.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

That may not be necessary. The Rebs will bring down the house on themselves.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

OK I admit I'm no big political junkie, even though I hang around here a lot. But that list has so many non-entities, even among the ones whose names I know, that it must be a joke.

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