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middleclassman1's avatar

Will he introduce Cruz as here's Lying Ted.

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That's the trouble with Groupons ... you got to read the fine print.

As for stiffing contractors, I don't think Trump will be put off by it.

freakishlyterrified's avatar

Yeah, and I thought "Lil Marco" was going to speak as well?

freakishlyterrified's avatar

That place is going to have to be razed to the ground after all the toxic bile and hate is spewed.

Alternative Dog's avatar

Sarah's not going to be there because her son is back in jail:

http://www.joemygod.com/201...

Shag D's avatar

Bwahaha, David Koch renegged on $1 million to support the GOP convention because Trump...http://www.politico.com/sto...

bobbert's avatar

Agh. You reminded me I'm due for a colonscopy in a couple months. And yes, I'd rather do the Fleet than listen to any of these fuckers.

bobbert's avatar

Eggplant Parmesan libelz. You just need lots of fucking Parmesan.

ez's avatar

No Tim Tebow to speak, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, cut from a team again.

ez's avatar

" waving a loaded firearm at the cops, all the while being shit-faced drunk "

That's an offence that gets some folks shot and killed.

eddi_TBH's avatar

That may not be necessary. The Rebs will bring down the house on themselves.

eddi_TBH's avatar

OK I admit I'm no big political junkie, even though I hang around here a lot. But that list has so many non-entities, even among the ones whose names I know, that it must be a joke.