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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Was on Santa's naughty list for 2 years.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Let me guess, the one charge they got to stick was for murdering his teevee.

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fuflans's avatar

who is the offensive hack of 'alt text' fame?

sadly, i am not very familiar with today's offensive hacks.

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chascates's avatar

I've had it with these activist juries. Time to return to the tried-and-true method of throwing these perps into a pond. If they sink, they were innocent. If they float they are witches. It was good enough for the founding fathers.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I can't believe he beat the Lincoln assassination charge!

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