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Sadly, one cannot always pick and choose one's passengers, especially if it's been a slow day. I used to make up for it by parking somewhere while waiting for a call and playing Pokemon. Or sharpening my knives.

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I HOPE that's not the metaphor I'm thinking it is.

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I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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Absolute Ignatius Reilly Libelz !!111111!!!!"""""""

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How many of those followers are Russian?

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Totally O/T, but I just read about it and am FURIOUS - the shitgibbon is going to end the ban on elephant ivory. Gee, which of your so-called sons pushed you to do that?

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Yupsters.

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I think I'm gonna suggest this to my SO....

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Okay, got it. It's actually GOOD to learn things. Thank you!

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Oh, he used to be at the Daily Caller and is an a-hole? What a total surprise.

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It's a handy place to refill the ice chest on the way to Yosemite, but that's about it.

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lebensraum.com?

[Ed. – Shockingly, this domain name is available.]

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I like your attitude. ; )

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I like Wonkette's "flying monkey rage brigade" title better because it also implies the poo flinging.

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No point unless you want to be a holy man.

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