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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Sadly, one cannot always pick and choose one's passengers, especially if it's been a slow day. I used to make up for it by parking somewhere while waiting for a call and playing Pokemon. Or sharpening my knives.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I HOPE that's not the metaphor I'm thinking it is.

WhatTheFlux's avatar

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

frrolfe's avatar

Absolute Ignatius Reilly Libelz !!111111!!!!"""""""

phoenix00's avatar

How many of those followers are Russian?

kareemachan's avatar

Totally O/T, but I just read about it and am FURIOUS - the shitgibbon is going to end the ban on elephant ivory. Gee, which of your so-called sons pushed you to do that?

kareemachan's avatar

I think I'm gonna suggest this to my SO....

kareemachan's avatar

Okay, got it. It's actually GOOD to learn things. Thank you!

Ray in VT's avatar

Oh, he used to be at the Daily Caller and is an a-hole? What a total surprise.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

It's a handy place to refill the ice chest on the way to Yosemite, but that's about it.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

lebensraum.com?

[Ed. – Shockingly, this domain name is available.]

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I like Wonkette's "flying monkey rage brigade" title better because it also implies the poo flinging.

lurch394's avatar

No point unless you want to be a holy man.