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Unfortunately the young strapping farm-lad is becoming an endangered species what with the spread of corporate factory farming and all.

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Hmmmm... cinnamon!

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You're all forgetting the chicks! Should not be armed unless posing for pictures for boyfriend's Facebook.

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I suspect it may smell like gunpowder and ass and I imagine cornholing is a little more fleshy than gunhumping butt either way load up on the Hoopers lube

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Oh the irony of someone from <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gretna_Green" target="_blank">Gretna</a> being a-skurred of marriage...

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Because when I think "cool place for gay people to live" Nebraska immediately springs to mind...

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SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED! Well, unless they have teh ghey, then infringe it a little bit... just the tip, as it were...

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They hardly ever, for example, set up gun ranges in their own backyards. This isn't Floriduh, after all!

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I take it Schumacher did it on purpose. He goes on my list of heroes who did it by taking the piss.

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