Hint: It's birth control We all of us know how great birth control is, right? Heck, even "pro-life" Catholic Chris Christie uses it when he bones Mrs. Christie in her hoo-ha, and yes, you're welcome forthatlovely mental image. Birth control is so sweet-love-makin' great -- for treating extra-ouchie ovaries, regulating cycles, or just having a whole bunch of slutty sexxx all the time, without popping out a thousand and one babies from our ho-holes, like we are some kind of freak reality TV show star -- which is why 111 percent of us U.S. Lady-Americans have used birth control at some point since we started getting our monthlies. OK,
He has to be super pissed-off that not only are the ladies having consequences-free sex with us (to be clear: only if they want to) but they are also not getting punished with cancer as they should be according to God's will. I imagine him sulking around muttering, "Damn, life can sometimes be a little bit fair."
The US internet porn industry is supposed to be the best in the world (American exceptionalism, you know), and we don't have any image of this anywhere. What da fuck?
Ain't that the truth. My first job after the Navy included cleaning the ladies bathroom at a Gas Station on interstate 80. Apparently lots of ladies have trouble with aim and overspray.
Cool!
Yes, take those pills...except in those eight states where your pharmacist can refuse to fill your perfectly legal prescription because Jeezus.
He has to be super pissed-off that not only are the ladies having consequences-free sex with us (to be clear: only if they want to) but they are also not getting punished with cancer as they should be according to God's will. I imagine him sulking around muttering, "Damn, life can sometimes be a little bit fair."
"The more you know[tm]" (Or Maddow style: "You know more now[tm]"). Thanks LV; give my regards to Dr. Doom. :-)
that's a phase diagram I can believe in
Hey! Unfair! If I use a condom, I don't get the good cancer protection. It's all God's fault. He always liked the girls best.
The US internet porn industry is supposed to be the best in the world (American exceptionalism, you know), and we don't have any image of this anywhere. What da fuck?
German scat porn libel!!1!
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
If a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate.
I can pee standing up, it's just really messy.
Ain't that the truth. My first job after the Navy included cleaning the ladies bathroom at a Gas Station on interstate 80. Apparently lots of ladies have trouble with aim and overspray.
Hey now! Shouldn't that have some Bow Chicka WowWow music in the background?
Okay, we will take our slut pills. But do we have to take one every time we want to sex? Asking for Rush Limbaugh.
Martha Stewart's Vanilla Sugar recipe cures boring desserts...
So that is PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of Tweedledee spoiling Tweedledum's nice new rattle.