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TundraGrifter's avatar

So this group only hired Ole Newt to speak to them, right?

He didn't promise to do any lobbying, or influence peddling, or other assistance in getting off the terrorist roster?

Did he?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The fun thing about this is watching his wingnuttiest supporters try to wrap their head around this in the run up to the election.

Wingnut 1 - Oh dear lord...Romney invested in a company that disposes of fetuses?

Wingnut 2 - Oh my, this doesn't fit within our ridged pro-life world view. What shall we do?

Wingnut 1 - It is indeed a conundrum.

Wingnut 2 - Wait, is Obama still a black man?

Wingnut 1 - Why yes, he is!

Wingnut 2 - Problem solved!!

PubOption's avatar

I seem to remember W making a public display of affection towards a Saudi prince.

PubOption's avatar

I notice that Maryam was dressed in Tiffany blue, obviously expecting something from Newt.

PubOption's avatar

She could even be Ahmadinejad in drag. I wouldn't recognize him without the beard.

fuflans's avatar

<i>When Newt Gingrich arrived in Paris last week</i>

gross.

schmannity's avatar

When do they fly Palin to Paris to call Ahmadinejad a dingbat?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Because it worked out so well with the Islamaniacs and the Russians in Afghanistan.

Those kinky neocons love themselves a three-way clusterfuck.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nah. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=XKMdYbOfFzI" target="_blank">Hardly ever. </a>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I remember "Shah of Shahs" -- my grandmother loved Sid Caesar!

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>The man who heard that a group called “the Organizing Committee for Convention for Democracy in Iran” would pay him and fly him to Paris to speak and didn’t think <strong>anyone else would think</strong> anything was suspicious thinks he has a reputation to maintain? Dear God.</blockquote>

FIFY.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Apparently they dig Chinese prostitutes as well as Islamic terrorists. <a href="http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/nation\/articles\/2012\/06\/28\/ex_sands_exec_alleges_prostitution_in_macau_sites\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2012/0...">http://www.boston.com/news/...

Classy group of people, this GOP.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"I'm shocked, shocked, to find out there's prostitution going on in this establishment!"

"Your rent boy, sir."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Unwanted extremists of dubious ethics, rejected by the mainstream in their native countries, gotta stick together.