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TurkeySandwich's avatar

The "gay left"? These people crack me up

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Tosca's avatar

Whatever the explanation, it'll be illegal. Add it to the pile.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Haters gon' hate, and grifters absolutely gon' grift.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I really don't care, do U?

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

As loathsome as Melania is, I cannot fault her for demanding a substantial paycheck to make public appearances with her even more loathsome spouse.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Marriage is a transaction, for some--while for others it's a Faustian bargain

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Hippo Heaven's avatar

I laughed for ten minutes over "bouquet of scrotums." Thank you, thank you.

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Zap's avatar

Isn't Melania being into teh Gheys disqualifying?

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Jamshied Sharifi's avatar

Weird. Still weird.

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DemoCat's avatar

It’s always about the grift. Melon didn’t marry Trump for love. It was transactional. Every move she makes is about taking people’s money, and conservatives are more than eager to give it to her. Long after Trump himself is gone, wingnuts will be paying his unsavory family to appear at MAGA remembrances. Long live the grift.

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Mojopo's avatar

It’s not that Melon is a whore. Plenty of my friends are whores, and I’ve enjoyed whoring a bit myself.

It’s not her fake tits and plastic surgery. To each their own!

It’s not that she married her John. Nice work if you can get it.

It’s that she’s ignorant. I hate that she lies about being a polyglot. I hate her idiot racist ideas. Absolutely no one accuses her of being interesting or thoughtful. She’s a fuckin chimp with a fashion/makeup team! Take them away and she’s liable to eat your friend’s face off.

I hate her. I hate her husband. The end.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

And she so hated being shown up for her lack of taste that she wiped out the national treasure of the Kennedy Rose Garden.

She's literally got no eye for beauty at all.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Obligatory - chimp libelz.

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Zap's avatar

Thank You.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I certainly hope Chump's getting his money's worth out of this.

Being a super smart businessman who wrote The Art of the Deal, how could he not?

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Demme Fatale's avatar

Log Cabin Republicans*

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*self-hating wankers

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

tbf, I'm impressed Melania was able to design a Christmas ornament that coordinates so well with the concertina wire she trims the tree with.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

She also has an ornament that says "Be Best". That's the only thing I'd possibly consider putting on my tree.

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Zen Gali's avatar

Square-Jawed Five-Head ALERT!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Simple.

"If Donold is now to pay Ms. Loomer for the favors of her company and giant freak head Donold can to pay am Melnomima same and more in dollars not Drump Coin..."

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tehbaddr's avatar

"a Fifth Avenue aerie with shifting dimensions" and non euclidean geometry!

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