It’s always about the grift. Melon didn’t marry Trump for love. It was transactional. Every move she makes is about taking people’s money, and conservatives are more than eager to give it to her. Long after Trump himself is gone, wingnuts will be paying his unsavory family to appear at MAGA remembrances. Long live the grift.
It’s not that Melon is a whore. Plenty of my friends are whores, and I’ve enjoyed whoring a bit myself.
It’s not her fake tits and plastic surgery. To each their own!
It’s not that she married her John. Nice work if you can get it.
It’s that she’s ignorant. I hate that she lies about being a polyglot. I hate her idiot racist ideas. Absolutely no one accuses her of being interesting or thoughtful. She’s a fuckin chimp with a fashion/makeup team! Take them away and she’s liable to eat your friend’s face off.
"If Donold is now to pay Ms. Loomer for the favors of her company and giant freak head Donold can to pay am Melnomima same and more in dollars not Drump Coin..."
The "gay left"? These people crack me up
Whatever the explanation, it'll be illegal. Add it to the pile.
Haters gon' hate, and grifters absolutely gon' grift.
Ta, Marcie. I really don't care, do U?
As loathsome as Melania is, I cannot fault her for demanding a substantial paycheck to make public appearances with her even more loathsome spouse.
Marriage is a transaction, for some--while for others it's a Faustian bargain
I laughed for ten minutes over "bouquet of scrotums." Thank you, thank you.
Isn't Melania being into teh Gheys disqualifying?
Weird. Still weird.
It’s always about the grift. Melon didn’t marry Trump for love. It was transactional. Every move she makes is about taking people’s money, and conservatives are more than eager to give it to her. Long after Trump himself is gone, wingnuts will be paying his unsavory family to appear at MAGA remembrances. Long live the grift.
It’s not that Melon is a whore. Plenty of my friends are whores, and I’ve enjoyed whoring a bit myself.
It’s not her fake tits and plastic surgery. To each their own!
It’s not that she married her John. Nice work if you can get it.
It’s that she’s ignorant. I hate that she lies about being a polyglot. I hate her idiot racist ideas. Absolutely no one accuses her of being interesting or thoughtful. She’s a fuckin chimp with a fashion/makeup team! Take them away and she’s liable to eat your friend’s face off.
I hate her. I hate her husband. The end.
And she so hated being shown up for her lack of taste that she wiped out the national treasure of the Kennedy Rose Garden.
She's literally got no eye for beauty at all.
Obligatory - chimp libelz.
Thank You.
I certainly hope Chump's getting his money's worth out of this.
Being a super smart businessman who wrote The Art of the Deal, how could he not?
Log Cabin Republicans*
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*self-hating wankers
tbf, I'm impressed Melania was able to design a Christmas ornament that coordinates so well with the concertina wire she trims the tree with.
She also has an ornament that says "Be Best". That's the only thing I'd possibly consider putting on my tree.
Square-Jawed Five-Head ALERT!
Simple.
"If Donold is now to pay Ms. Loomer for the favors of her company and giant freak head Donold can to pay am Melnomima same and more in dollars not Drump Coin..."
"a Fifth Avenue aerie with shifting dimensions" and non euclidean geometry!