There is nothing more titillating than the possibility of spending a week with wingnut delegates and Mitt Romney in plastic neon boretown Tampa, Florida, the city where oppressive humidity was invented, in August. It's everything overweight fair-skinned reporters have always dreamed of! And the Tampa Bay Host Committee has released a
It's worse -- it looks European.
We're here to [CLAP] pump you up!
Go to a bar on the other side of Tampa Bay, get some beer and boiled/fried shrimp and watch the whole thing on the teevee.
A gaggle of geese A murder of crows A school of fish A cast of crabs A shamble of zombies A fuckton of republicans
Y'all know where this is going ...
Brain-frying heat, brain-dead teabaggers, non-stop GOP demagoguery . . . and concealed weapons. What could possibly go wrong?
In Tampa? There will be more than a plentiful supply...plus, an extra serving of hypocrisy.
too late
Cutting off own nose now
Will Tampa be handing out complimentary Kevlar vests for the media?
Shoulda listened to Buffet, "you can't reason with hurricane season"
I usually put bleach and a mild acid in a neti pot. Works almost as well without all of the blood.