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rubikcube's avatar

Is that a finger or...mmm.. a sausage? Chomp!

Sophia for P.M. of Canada's avatar

Thank you. Best laugh I had all day!

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My one and only question about Jones is, why doe he have a national following, instead of a YouTube channel with 600 views like all the other whacked-out certifiable schizos out there?

H0mer0's avatar

my motto is "it isn't pretty being easy."

H0mer0's avatar

"To those of us who knew the painOf Valentines that never came..."

Scooby's avatar

"What a lightweight!"-Wilt Chamberlin

H0mer0's avatar

what did the little rodent do to deserve that?

subatomic's avatar

Does not compute... compute... compute...

subatomic's avatar

And it is 1 every 5 days or so over two years.

Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

The more Republicans find out about this douche, the more they must be convinced he would be a perfect candidate for public office.

The Reverend Stu''s avatar

Maybe he didn't finish his sentence?:I’d already had over 150 women......slap my face....file charges....make me cry....ask me if I was gay.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

His impression of Dear Leader is spot on, hafta give him that.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I'd have to agree. Hope you're keeping her around.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If they were hens would they count as 'women'?

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Wow, that's a LOT of back issues.