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rubikcube's avatar

Is that a finger or...mmm.. a sausage? Chomp!

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Sophia for P.M. of Canada's avatar

Thank you. Best laugh I had all day!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

My one and only question about Jones is, why doe he have a national following, instead of a YouTube channel with 600 views like all the other whacked-out certifiable schizos out there?

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H0mer0's avatar

my motto is "it isn't pretty being easy."

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H0mer0's avatar

"To those of us who knew the painOf Valentines that never came..."

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Scooby's avatar

"What a lightweight!"-Wilt Chamberlin

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H0mer0's avatar

what did the little rodent do to deserve that?

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subatomic's avatar

Does not compute... compute... compute...

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subatomic's avatar

And it is 1 every 5 days or so over two years.

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

The more Republicans find out about this douche, the more they must be convinced he would be a perfect candidate for public office.

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The Reverend Stu''s avatar

Maybe he didn't finish his sentence?:I’d already had over 150 women......slap my face....file charges....make me cry....ask me if I was gay.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

His impression of Dear Leader is spot on, hafta give him that.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I'd have to agree. Hope you're keeping her around.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If they were hens would they count as 'women'?

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Wow, that's a LOT of back issues.

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