The next presidential election, in which we will annoint Hillary Clinton to president us -- unless RNC Chair Reince "You can't spell his name without RNC PR BS" Priebus wins his war with NBC or that BENGHAZIIII!!!1 thing ever catches on -- is a mere eleventeen bazillion days away, which means it's time for all the attention whores who will not ever be called president to go to Iowa, deep-throat some corndogs, and do some serious speechifying.
Note the ankle-length dress on the silhouetted wifey ... and hubby appears to be sporting seriously baggy overalls. You can practically see that they're white people.
In the conservatard universe, Mennonite farmers are still the apsirational ideal for modern American families.
Ridiculoze as it seems, let's not forget that Santorum actually won the Iowa Caucus, false statements to the contrary by Romney supporters notwithstanding. The clown car was in the lead for a while until that well-aimed turtle took it out.
No, The Jesus at this event will be the Republican Jesus(tm). White, blue eyed, hair softly highlighted with golden highlights, gazing wistfully upwards while praying to God the Father to eliminate brown people, libruls, gays, abortionistas, and putting women back in their rightful place in the kitchen.
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/republican_election_night_flowchart.png" target="_blank">To illustrate your last point.</a>
And one of his twelve best buds was... a tax collector!!!!
Avoiding the assumption career dead.
Probably no one thinks he&#039;s going to run for Pres so he&#039;s there as much out of courtesy as anything.
Although I doubt anyone thinks Penny Nance is running either, because who the hell is she anyway?
Note the ankle-length dress on the silhouetted wifey ... and hubby appears to be sporting seriously baggy overalls. You can practically see that they&#039;re white people.
In the conservatard universe, Mennonite farmers are still the apsirational ideal for modern American families.
Ridiculoze as it seems, let&#039;s not forget that Santorum actually won the Iowa Caucus, false statements to the contrary by Romney supporters notwithstanding. The clown car was in the lead for a while until that well-aimed turtle took it out.
Is that little tick near the bottom of her head an errant bit of hair or the bottom of a bonnet?
&quot;Tell Google: Stop Reading Our Email to Spam Us!&quot;
Love that one. Missing is the rest of the thought: &quot;Just give us email and apps and maps and cloud storage for free!&quot;
Memo to Morons: nobody is <i>forcing</i> you to use GMail.
Crazed ladies have become a popular feature among the teabagger set -- folks just expect you to have one in the show these days.
&quot;Family&quot; in the mafia sense of the word.
My question is: can you use Freedom Cream to make Cream of Freedom soup?
No, The Jesus at this event will be the Republican Jesus(tm). White, blue eyed, hair softly highlighted with golden highlights, gazing wistfully upwards while praying to God the Father to eliminate brown people, libruls, gays, abortionistas, and putting women back in their rightful place in the kitchen.
They wouldn&#039;t want a socialist rag like &#039;The Star&#039; in Alberta.
I hate to be cynical, but good luck with that.
Welcome (almost) to Medicare. I think you&#039;ll like it.
Penny Nance must be the new Michele Bachmann.
<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/republican_election_night_flowchart.png" target="_blank">To illustrate your last point.</a>