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To all those with babbys inside: try a little apple cider vinegar with a glass of really cold water; might help with heartburn.

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Oh, I'm just as angry. I just can't figure out enough insults for the moran Fuckabee without being violently threatening.

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Until and unless the babby grows up to be 10 years old and gets raped in Paraguay.

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If "He" couldn't stop the rape, wtf good is "He"?

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Seems to me she had to have been abused several times, it just can't be that easy to impregnate a ten year old in one rape.

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Is that why my cat has been howling for hours?

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Maybe it's the aspirin tablet you keep between your knees?

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I've been on Disqus for years and years. Never had a problem.

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Yeah, I block all ads all the time.

But I buy stuff from Wonkette!

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Try reading the ones and zeroes without one; that really sucks.

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Thanks a lot. I had almost forgotten the time I had a thrombosed hemmorrhoid. I was in so much pain I was starting to threaten the doctors with bodily harm if they didn't get me some pain meds RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

They finally gave me a spinal tap and OMG, the relief was palpable.

That said, it did look and sound exactly like Mike Huckabee.