Hullo Weekly Standard! Why are we INPEACHing the president today? President Barack Obama's staff used an autopen (a machine that mimics one's signature) to sign the "fiscal cliff" legislation that Congress passed on New Year's Day. There was no ceremony or photo-op for the autopen bill signing.
The wingers have their own &quot;autopen&quot; when it comes to Obama. It works kinda like Mad Libs: Barack Hussein Obama used a/an ______________ <i>[noun]</i> to ignore ____________ <i>[some group]</i> by ___________<i>[verb]</i> the ___________ </i>[thing]</i>. Impeach!
Barack Hussein Obama used a <i>fake birth certificate</i> to ignore <i>the Constitution</i> by <i>lying</i> to <i>Chief Justice John Roberts</i> Impeach!
If someone <i>illegally</i> signed a bill using the autopen, that person should go to jail. And the law is nullified. Wanna go there Weakly Stand-Tard?
Barb, your incisiveness continues to amaze.
I think the word you&#039;re looking for is more like &quot;autoerotic&quot;.
Oh, for fuck&#039;s sake.
AOTUS!!!!!!111!! meh
Pretty cool pen, though, to be fair.
I never stop thinking of the right wing as assholes.
If I had teevee, I&#039;d try to check you out, but I&#039;ma have to rely on the possibility of youtube.
Before, obvs.
The wingers have their own &quot;autopen&quot; when it comes to Obama. It works kinda like Mad Libs: Barack Hussein Obama used a/an ______________ <i>[noun]</i> to ignore ____________ <i>[some group]</i> by ___________<i>[verb]</i> the ___________ </i>[thing]</i>. Impeach!
Barack Hussein Obama used a <i>fake birth certificate</i> to ignore <i>the Constitution</i> by <i>lying</i> to <i>Chief Justice John Roberts</i> Impeach!
If someone <i>illegally</i> signed a bill using the autopen, that person should go to jail. And the law is nullified. Wanna go there Weakly Stand-Tard?
Or Trump&#039;s investigators who found as-yet-undisclosed &quot;shocking&quot; information about BO&#039;s birf cert.
What . . . the dog?
Get a room, you two!
More specifically, a Yugo Autobrain.
Supreme Court here we come.