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bobbert's avatar

Barb, your incisiveness continues to amaze.

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bobbert's avatar

I think the word you're looking for is more like "autoerotic".

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bobbert's avatar

Oh, for fuck's sake.

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bobbert's avatar

AOTUS!!!!!!111!! meh

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bobbert's avatar

Pretty cool pen, though, to be fair.

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bobbert's avatar

I never stop thinking of the right wing as assholes.

If I had teevee, I'd try to check you out, but I'ma have to rely on the possibility of youtube.

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bobbert's avatar

Before, obvs.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The wingers have their own "autopen" when it comes to Obama. It works kinda like Mad Libs: Barack Hussein Obama used a/an ______________ <i>[noun]</i> to ignore ____________ <i>[some group]</i> by ___________<i>[verb]</i> the ___________ </i>[thing]</i>. Impeach!

Barack Hussein Obama used a <i>fake birth certificate</i> to ignore <i>the Constitution</i> by <i>lying</i> to <i>Chief Justice John Roberts</i> Impeach!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If someone <i>illegally</i> signed a bill using the autopen, that person should go to jail. And the law is nullified. Wanna go there Weakly Stand-Tard?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Or Trump's investigators who found as-yet-undisclosed "shocking" information about BO's birf cert.

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jqheywood's avatar

What . . . the dog?

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jqheywood's avatar

Get a room, you two!

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Mahousu's avatar

More specifically, a Yugo Autobrain.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Supreme Court here we come.

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