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Also known by one of its medical terms as the "IOKIYR (it's ok if you're a republican) double standard derangement syndrome".

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I suppose he spoke after Scalia died; otherwise I would think that he was a miraculously preserved corpse that Scalia used as a ventriloquist dummy.

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DING DING DING. As of Monday morning, there are numerous stories now coming out about our little Supreme Court nominee being all rapey and unwanted sexual advance-y. Well, I'm shocked...SHOCKED that something like that was going on a a private boys high school and at an Ivy League university.

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Rapists are bad when the browns do it, totally expected when it's the white Talibangelicals' turn.

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Well played, sir.

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That show is hilarious.

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And gravel has too much scatter

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Can Uncle Thomas actually speak?

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Reuben on rye

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"Now look what you made us do!"

-Trumpians.

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Hmm. I think so?

Kouign amann are the REALLY good stuff. Crunchy crispy sweet butter cakes.

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That is the unofficial, motto.

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She says, to the Leprechaun holding a Shamrock riding crop.

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Before roe vs Wade women who sought abortions received no retribution. It was just illegal and multiple millions of babies were being killed. No infantcide back then.

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There is Fox daily morning shows.

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