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Why Did Obama Steal All Of Fred Thompson's Delicious Bananas?
Dipshit Magoo returns! And this time he is mumbling on about his worst nightmare: Barack Obama will order a CIA coup d'état to depose himself and then the United Fruit Company will take all of our precious bananas! Fred's second-worst nightmare is that someone might sew his anus shut while he is sleeping. [ Twitter ]