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Bobo Brazil's avatar

I'm pretty sure I was talking about the guitarist too. He did a lot of good work in the Eagles as well.

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yobroman's avatar

According to Walsh, "Liberals just want to feel good".

Exactly. Just like dumping your own spouse, keeping all of the money to yourself, and then taking trips abroad...

Oh, the irony...

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Naytch's avatar

Can we use a Mythbusters-type air cannon to "toss" the tomatoes?

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SpudRaider's avatar

Totally agree. Giving these types of ideas a stage on show geared to a main stream audience helps people with similar ideas keep believing these ideas are acceptable

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chicken thief's avatar

Joe Walsh, the go to guy when Ted Nugent has prior commitments.

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SpideySenser's avatar

Those are some amazing eyes!

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Yes, Walk Away©, preferably right into a big ol' propeller like that guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Especially Toronto, which is in fucking Canada and bigly multicultural like you wouldn't believe!

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I'd apply to be a contestant. And train my throwing arm like I was pitching the World Series.

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yyyaz's avatar

The very definition of stress: when your mind overrides your body's natural instinct to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Back to the tub? I hope it helps.

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SpideySenser's avatar

No.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Lovely, innit? There's a swimming pool in my back yard again today, and there's water in the phone lines again. And around 11 or so I swear I saw it trying to SNOW.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Now if he could get it to do a burnout as well...

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'Lookit what I caught, ma!'

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