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Why Does Sonia Sotomayor Hate Super Cool Children's Weapons?
So what's going on with "So-So" today, the first day of Q&A at her confirmation hearings? Ah, famous musician Orrin Hatch wants to know how she could uphold a state ban on the use of nunchucks, as she did in the case ofMichelangelo the Bipedal Turtle vs. State of New York, because we all know that the Constitution's second amendment legalizes ninja murder. [ YouTube ]