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Sure. I can see HUGE numbers of new Catholics joining after seeing <i>that</i> photo.

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But it does mean they are fucking rodents with hooves.

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wait, he sells a bucket full of kindling and candlewax for $100??

FML I'm in the wrong line of work...

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How does he keep his white jammies so clean with all the pasta he probably eats?

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He’s really got that “come here little boy and sit on lap look” where do they keep finding these guys?

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And yet he doesn't brag about it.

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...Hannibal Lecture?!

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It's Time, not HuffPoo

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it's a brain worm from the aliens- they caught it mid iinfestation

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Seriously, good work!

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my car has a horn. it's only the debbil when it doesn't start

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AMBIEN PEDOBEAR GIVE ME YOUR CHILDREN

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