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Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

Exactly. He refuses to admit that he's an obese man who drinks 12 diet cokes a day and eats fast food like a 10 year old.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

Or gangrene.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

Watch when he signs bills. He can only use his shoulder muscles. All fine motor control in his hands is gone.

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Maybe's avatar

You're welcome. Here's one even more on point:https://www.nytimes.com/201...

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Miss Dill's avatar

If he’s not letting cleaning staff pick up his dirty shirts, then he’s sure not letting anyone tell him he needs a new watch band. “That’s too tight” is what no one around him is allowed to say - you know, like you’d mention to a normal person.

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goCatgo's avatar

My guess. Since he took it off after playing golf, he only wears it for golf, to impress and/or for luck.Its too small cause he got it 30 years ago when he was much thinner.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

My grand-dogson is a dachshund, and the only thing that works is the water spray bottle. I have already stolen the image for re-use.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I have to go with the pain theory. It makes for bad optics and makes it hard to golf while self-flagellating on the fairway while muttering "I've been a bad boy...I've been a bad boy". Oh sure, Melania can break out the Cat-O-9 when he gets home, but, as we all know, trump has an issue with patience. Thus the Watch-O-Pain.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sooo....that could mean he uses a washer from the kitchen sink as a cock ring?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sometimes the simplest answers are the best.

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H0mer0's avatar

"There's a little black spot on the sun today....I'm just hoping that you'll end this reign..."

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Forget the watch...look at that glove. It's kind of grubby. I bet his club and balls are in the same condition.

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H0mer0's avatar

copper bracelet crossed my mind and the gold plating to esplain the golden color works.

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H0mer0's avatar

do they cost that much?

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H0mer0's avatar

THANK YOU!

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Guest Liberal's avatar

"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."~Captain Koons

And now you know....the rest of the story.

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