According to Dante, child rapists and people who steal the life savings of widows are sent to the 7th circle of Hell, which is a luxury cruise ship with Pat Boone on board.
<i>Boone would have been joining other celebrities in purchasing one of the luxury apartments aboard the ship.</i>
One of the apartments? Sounds like the plan was to have a celeb -- any celeb -- on each cruise, to lend an air of sophistication to the whole tacky enterprise. I doubt there are that many celebrities who want to live on a ship full time. Then again, it would not be much different from living in Las Vegas.
He&#039;s a whiter shade of dull.
poor Fonzie, he&#039;s next
Pat has always been into the oldies- in fact he likes them so much he became one
Isn&#039;t that a shame?
Plus, he can stop telling those pesky whippersnappers to get off his lawn.
According to Dante, child rapists and people who steal the life savings of widows are sent to the 7th circle of Hell, which is a luxury cruise ship with Pat Boone on board.
The statute of limitations has probably run out, but Boone shoulda gotten 15 to 20 in Leavenworth for his version of &quot;Tutti Frutti.&quot;
There is the First Amendment, but seriously...millions were permanently scarred by this monster.
Debbie Does Jamaica?
White bucs baby.
<i>Boone would have been joining other celebrities in purchasing one of the luxury apartments aboard the ship.</i>
One of the apartments? Sounds like the plan was to have a celeb -- any celeb -- on each cruise, to lend an air of sophistication to the whole tacky enterprise. I doubt there are that many celebrities who want to live on a ship full time. Then again, it would not be much different from living in Las Vegas.
Jesus, Wonkette, how about a warning?? My eyes!! Brain bleach!! &lt;runs around like Lucy after Snoopy kisses her&gt;
He was no less than the Vanilla Ice of his era.