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Why Is Everybody Being So Red-Baity And McCarthyite And Mean To Poor Innocent Russia? A Wonksplainer

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Dec 10, 2016
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There isĀ new news (again)Ā that US intelligence agencies have determined that Russia meddled in our 2016 presidential election to aid and comfort the very shiny Donald Trump. Still-President Barack Obama has ordered a full report by the time he leaves office.

Meanwhile, outgoing Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid isĀ still spitting nailsĀ about FBI Director James ComeyĀ lighting a fire under his assĀ to pooh-poohĀ within an hourĀ any links between Russia and Trump while simultaneously releasing a letter, 11 days before our election, to (the Republicans in) the Senate about how Hillary Clinton miiiight have been (was not) a recidivist emailer.

And now, according to the Washington Post, the CIA is raising its hand and saying it knows the people who handed over Hillary Clinton's campaign chair's emails to former whistleblowers (and now just pathetic cranks) Wikileaks -- the same "whistleblowers" who went above and beyond in releasingĀ someĀ of those emails to the public. Sure, the ones they released were mostly John Podesta's risotto recipe, orĀ literal spam from his spam folder,Ā whichĀ very intellectually honest folksĀ then characterized as Podesta himself (and Hillary herself, when she wasn't even in the "to" field) calling black people stupid, inanimate "shopping carts." (It was weird, and dumb.) But a couple of the emails showed DNC staffers bitching amongst themselves about Bernie Sanders, so lock that bitch up!

Oh, and don't forget about Hillary Clinton's child sex ring pizza dungeon!Ā That was Wikileaks too.Ā 

So that is your primer on how Wikileaks has gone bugfuck crazy this year, and the CIA thinks it got its info from Russia, oh and by the way, Mitch McConnell was apprised of this intel way back before the election, and told President Obama that he would consider it uncool "partisan politics" if Obama informed the American people about it, and now McConnell's wife, Elaine Chao, is President-elect Donald Trump's pick for secretary of Transportation! Oh, don't we have fun!

(Unmentioned in all the reporting about "Wikileaks is Russia's pathetic tool" is whether the Russians were actually able to manipulate state voting sites this cycle, while US intel officials do sayĀ the RussiansĀ accessedĀ them.Ā Wouldn't that be nice to know?)

Background achieved!

But Glenn Greenwald thinks it's all bullshit, right?

Right.

Anonymous Leaks to the WashPost About the CIA’s Russia Beliefs Are No Substitute for EvidenceĀ https: //t.co/OB33Xbb49VĀ 

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald)Ā December 10, 2016Ā 

Only anonymous leaks to Wikileaks are substitutes for evidence.

What is it with the Hillary haters on the left sticking up for Russia?

Well, a couple of things: Hillary is bad. America is often bad. Russia has given sanctuary to Edward Snowden, who blew the whistle on a whoooole bunch of NSA spying, so he won't face American prosecution. And if it fucked Hillary, and America, then it is on the side of the angels and also you can't prove it.

In addition, some of the dopier parts of the left in America seem to think Russia is still communist, so being mad at them for interfering in our election is "red-baiting" and "McCarthyism."

They are apparently unaware that Russia hasn't been communist for some decades now, but is just the same typical hyper-crony-capitalist Mafia-style kleptocracy, on steroids, that the US under Trump is likely to be!

What I'm saying is they ain't very bright.

Also, since they seem to think Russia is still communist, the kids "doing Socialism" on the interwebs believe that its (nonexistent) economic populism is more important than not killing reporters, and not locking up gay people, and not locking up rocker chicks, because all of those things are "identity politics," and "identity politics" are the one true enemy of Marxism, according to idiots.

Didn't you used to make SO MUCH FUN of Mitt Romney for saying the number one threat to world peace was Russia

Hooboy,Ā did we ever!Ā Sorry about that Mitt.Ā Our bad.Ā 

Why do you, like Hillary Clinton, want to go to war with Russia SO BAD, WARMONGER?

I don't! But Putin is being a totally aggressive dick and trying to get all the band back together whether they want it or not, and I'm not hugely thrilled with him bombing all the little civilian babies in Aleppo, like,Ā on purpose,Ā and I really don't like him hacking our shit to install the shitgibbon president-elect. Nobody said anything about "a war" but you.

[Ā WaPoĀ ]

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liquidinspiration
Aug 16

Greenwald is a better, more worthy, more ethical and more intelligent human being than you'll ever be. You're probably one of those people who thinks any true, good journalist would do everything in their power to help Hillary Clinton and to hurt Trump (nevermind what the truth is). You can't get over the fact that there are truths that are inconvenient, that despite that HRC has an infinitely better platform than Trump and the GOP, she is still a shitty human being and she should be held accountable, no matter whether it helps or hurts her during the election. Your spiel -' Glenn Greenwald wants you and your family to die a horrible death' etc. is so inane, so transparently hateful and patently unreasonable that one has to wonder whether you once had aspirations of becoming a journalist yourself, perhaps winning a Pulitzer and since that never happened (obviously), you comfort yourself by launching tirades against him on the wonkette comments section. I'm guessing you're one of those castrating neurotic feminist types?

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arundel
Aug 16

My dear , you can screech about Hillary Clinton all you want- she's gone, so keep living in the past. Glenn Greenwald remains a stooge and a pawn of Russia; perhaps unwittingly, but his championing of actual Russian assets like Snowden and Assange makes him an absolute Kremlin collaborator. He hates the US so much, this is who he's crawled into bed with. He can stay there.

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