Why Is Socialist Liberal McCain Running In Republican Primary, Anyway?
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Mitt Romney must beat John McCain, or all entertainment in the world will disappear. Please, Mormon God, Jesus, other spirit things: Give Mittens the nomination. He bought the damn thing, give the man his goods. He is too beatable and, more importantly, too funny to lose. Mittens just says these... things : today he noted that John McCain follows a "liberal Democrat course." I'm sure the crowd went wild to boot! McCain, that... Clintonist . [ Time ]