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fuflans's avatar

nobody has the right to wear THAT dress.

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fuflans's avatar

the fuck would you wear a flag dress?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

No matter how horrific, there's always <a href="http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_mmBw3uzPnJI\/S-iEmOGmv_I\/AAAAAAABPTQ\/7PAlKbTLkRI\/s1600\/funny_prom_fail_photos_06.jpg" target="_blank">worse</a>. Always.

Then again, there's <a href="http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_mmBw3uzPnJI\/S-iC24X32oI\/AAAAAAABPOI\/9XeLA401Hcg\/s1600\/funny_prom_fail_photos_47.jpg" target="_blank"> this.</a> (Warning: swallow your coffee, put down the mug, and blow your nose NOW. I am not responsible for what's about to happen to your keyboard and monitor.)

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TundraGrifter's avatar

You should see the looks I get when I wear my Nazi flag t-shirt.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Interview" (infomercial) on Sheer InSannity's radio show in 3...2...1...

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The Quirk's avatar

She's goin' commando, because armed rebellion and Freedumz.

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The Quirk's avatar

But, but-- Florida is a BLAH person's name! Remember "Good Times"?

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The Quirk's avatar

Only if she flies it upside-down.

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PubOption's avatar

From the Tennessian article I didn’t talk with administration because we wore rebel flags all through my four years at Gibson County,” she said. “I didn’t ask for approval because I didn’t think I needed to.

Says a lot about the school, unionized or not.

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Fartknocker's avatar

If I could give you more "p-points" I would. She looks condescending.

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<i>“I didn’t talk with administration because we wore rebel flags all through my four years at Gibson County,” she said.</i>

What a pleasant environment that must be for the local blah students.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Texanna also carried a bottle of Bayer aspirin and squeezed a pill with her knees to keep herself pure. After the prom she and her date Bo-Diddly, went home and watched reruns of the TLC show "19 Kids and Counting," or in the words of Mrs. Fartknocker: "My Wife's Vagina is a Clown Car."

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The strange (and yet not unexpected) part of the story is she's being home schooled. Her brother is her prom date (also not unexpected). Her mother told her the dress was a bad idea (finally, a surprise!). And "go home to change" was just out to the RV.

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