Like any other girl who dreams of the magical night that is her prom, high school senior Texanna Edwards just wanted to dress up as the muscle car from "The Dukes Of Hazzard," the General Lee. The lady who was the prom sponsor suggested before the Confederate flag dress was made that this was a bad idea, and that Texanna needed to clear it with the school principal. But Texanna didn't ask for approval, Texanna says, because "I didn’t think I needed to. I had one teacher tell me it was a bad idea. but I just thought she only said that because it would offend people." Makes sense so far! Then Texanna got to prom and they wouldn't let her in unless she went home and changed, but Texanna didn't want to go home and change, because why would the principal tell her a Confederate flag dress was "offensive and inappropriate" when everybody knows that is not the case it is about heritage or something and it's not like Gibson County High School has had race problems except that it has?
No matter how horrific, there&#039;s always <a href="http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_mmBw3uzPnJI\/S-iEmOGmv_I\/AAAAAAABPTQ\/7PAlKbTLkRI\/s1600\/funny_prom_fail_photos_06.jpg" target="_blank">worse</a>. Always.
Then again, there&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_mmBw3uzPnJI\/S-iC24X32oI\/AAAAAAABPOI\/9XeLA401Hcg\/s1600\/funny_prom_fail_photos_47.jpg" target="_blank"> this.</a> (Warning: swallow your coffee, put down the mug, and blow your nose NOW. I am not responsible for what&#039;s about to happen to your keyboard and monitor.)
From the Tennessian article I didn&rsquo;t talk with administration because we wore rebel flags all through my four years at Gibson County,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t ask for approval because I didn&rsquo;t think I needed to.
<i>&ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t talk with administration because we wore rebel flags all through my four years at Gibson County,&rdquo; she said.</i>
What a pleasant environment that must be for the local blah students.
Texanna also carried a bottle of Bayer aspirin and squeezed a pill with her knees to keep herself pure. After the prom she and her date Bo-Diddly, went home and watched reruns of the TLC show &quot;19 Kids and Counting,&quot; or in the words of Mrs. Fartknocker: &quot;My Wife&#039;s Vagina is a Clown Car.&quot;
The strange (and yet not unexpected) part of the story is she&#039;s being home schooled. Her brother is her prom date (also not unexpected). Her mother told her the dress was a bad idea (finally, a surprise!). And &quot;go home to change&quot; was just out to the RV.
Bandolier garters carry more rounds.
nobody has the right to wear THAT dress.
the fuck would you wear a flag dress?
For a cheese, maybe.
No matter how horrific, there&#039;s always <a href="http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_mmBw3uzPnJI\/S-iEmOGmv_I\/AAAAAAABPTQ\/7PAlKbTLkRI\/s1600\/funny_prom_fail_photos_06.jpg" target="_blank">worse</a>. Always.
Then again, there&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_mmBw3uzPnJI\/S-iC24X32oI\/AAAAAAABPOI\/9XeLA401Hcg\/s1600\/funny_prom_fail_photos_47.jpg" target="_blank"> this.</a> (Warning: swallow your coffee, put down the mug, and blow your nose NOW. I am not responsible for what&#039;s about to happen to your keyboard and monitor.)
You should see the looks I get when I wear my Nazi flag t-shirt.
&quot;Interview&quot; (infomercial) on Sheer InSannity&#039;s radio show in 3...2...1...
She&#039;s goin&#039; commando, because armed rebellion and Freedumz.
But, but-- Florida is a BLAH person&#039;s name! Remember &quot;Good Times&quot;?
Only if she flies it upside-down.
From the Tennessian article I didn&rsquo;t talk with administration because we wore rebel flags all through my four years at Gibson County,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t ask for approval because I didn&rsquo;t think I needed to.
Says a lot about the school, unionized or not.
If I could give you more &quot;p-points&quot; I would. She looks condescending.
<i>&ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t talk with administration because we wore rebel flags all through my four years at Gibson County,&rdquo; she said.</i>
What a pleasant environment that must be for the local blah students.
And Missississy.
Texanna also carried a bottle of Bayer aspirin and squeezed a pill with her knees to keep herself pure. After the prom she and her date Bo-Diddly, went home and watched reruns of the TLC show &quot;19 Kids and Counting,&quot; or in the words of Mrs. Fartknocker: &quot;My Wife&#039;s Vagina is a Clown Car.&quot;
The strange (and yet not unexpected) part of the story is she&#039;s being home schooled. Her brother is her prom date (also not unexpected). Her mother told her the dress was a bad idea (finally, a surprise!). And &quot;go home to change&quot; was just out to the RV.