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Brad Bridgman's avatar

That or someone blasted a hole in Q*bert. Fuck a Duck.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

There are so many Republicans whose political careers need to go away. Showers Jordan here is definitely one of them.

Pearson’s Grandmama's avatar

My 12 year old grandson is now wrestling. He is burly and currently has a low center of gravity as he hasn't started gaining his height yet. I bet he could cut Gym off at the knees!

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Woot! It seemed incredible to me that he was re-elected even though indicted, and that the people of NY27 didn't choose the kind-of dorkily adorable Nate McMurray instead.

george lastrapes's avatar

Well. Well, well, well-- well well. Well.Ah, well.

(((Jgmurphy)))'s avatar

I saw what you did there :-D

Enter Ranting's avatar

Don't worry - Drumpf will have Bill Bar take care of it!

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Oh no. Bill Barr is now complaining that he can't do his job of shining Trump's balls if Trump keeps telling everyone that he's shining Trump's balls.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

Which Banana Republican tied up his girlfriend and took pictures to blackmail her? Wasn't that Jordon or clone?

Emil Muz's avatar

on age difference, yes, a pretty solid bet.

But Gym was one of the first (I'm recalling from 35+ years ago b/c we were only a couple of yrs apart in class) or one of the handful of HS wrestlers in Ohio who never lost a match and won State Championships 4 years in a row.

He's a reprobate and an idiot, but he did know how to throw and pin down another male.

SqueakyRat's avatar

They'd probably be safer with an actual sexual predator that with a Republican.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

"If those boys didn't like it, why did they dress that way?"-- Gym J.