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artem1s's avatar

true that; just getting push polls makes me all stabby. can't imagine having to make the calls.

artem1s's avatar

eek! yep, sometimes apathy looks pretty sweet next to the stoopid and violent.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

a "paid-<i>for</i>" internship.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

With a picture of a little jellyfish. Because.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Campaign workers of the world! Unite?

Reddishrabbit's avatar

Maybe they can also offer a loan, that way you will pay the 5k plus interest. And people wonder why there is so much apathy about politics.

schmannity's avatar

I'll teach you how to make coffee, order pizza, and pick up doughnuts for half this price.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Gee, just what I was looking for, a job that's worse than working at Wal-Mart

artem1s's avatar

how much to sit in a vacant storefront, in a crappy (creepy) neighborhood, and get yelled at by bitter senior citizen's about Obummercare on a crappy flip phone?

no lie, this was my 'campaign volunteering' experience in 2012. It was soooooo much fun waiting to see which octogenarian, living in some rural hell hole, the computer would robocall next. Actual election day was a little better because I got to walk through crappy neighborhoods and get yelled at face to face by said octogenarians and their spouses and spawn! Greatest generation my ass.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

As they say, 'No good deed goes unpunished."

Great job, fkrs.

PubOption's avatar

You have nothing to lose but your money.

PubOption's avatar

Immersive program? Is that the same as waterboarding?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

What is the price of this in Ameros? I've already converted all my monies