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If you mosey on over to Happy Nice Time People today (WHICH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO), you can learn all about how teevee's "Nashville" is getting better song-wise, the movie The Wind Rises is gorgeous, and what baseball writer you should be reading. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE. We'll also chat at you about how everybody on earth is trolling the people who tried to trademark the word "candy," how Ghost Audrey Hepburn is kind of a jerk, and of course, sideboob.
Why Not Make Your Afternoon Better With Some Happy Nice Time?
One in each hand?
(Order now, at BielysBrainBleach.com)
Sheesh . . . so much angst over a cute and very well-produced commercial. You would maybe like one of Disney's train-wreck pop tarts?
P.S.: I&#039;m sure Ghost Audrey returned the poor man&#039;s hat to the bus company, <i>whose hat it really was</i>.