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We went through a similar scenario when teh Ahnold ascended to the Gropenatorship here in Cali. Of course, we also had the Prop 13 supersauce to make it impossible to do anyfuckingthing about it.

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Obviously, we need delivery liquor. Hmm. How's "Liquor at home. Poker on the dining room table" strike you as a slogan?

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Once you go Yugo, you'll never go?

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Now, now, don't exaggerate. It was only the warmest year <b>ever</b> in the US. Globally, only something like the eighth-warmest. You hysterical robots.

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You should pay a tax because of the health benefits you derive from riding the bike.

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...and by "terrible" you mean "terribly awesome", right?

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Should you ever have the misfortune to find yourself in Virginia, "...Stand not upon the order of your going, But go at once."

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