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sarafina's avatar

That's not up to Fauci. That's up to Pence and the Cabinet, isn't it?

sarafina's avatar

I think it's more he doesn't care if we die.

GrantS's avatar

Because it would be too hard for the hospitals to BCC in the CDC , amirite?

GrantS's avatar

Nonsense! It's not as hard as you think to make up BS numbers.

Antifa Housewife's avatar

If you follow Jenny Cohn, that is more reality than humor. Terrifying shit.

mailman27's avatar

Yeah, well it's all fun and games until people start dying... Wait, ahhh...

mailman27's avatar

Ebony & Ivory II: The Sickening

fifthdentist's avatar

If cutting tests will reduce the number of positive cases, just think of what flushing the data down the toilet will do?Winning!

Bombay Troubadour's avatar

Tests, test results, who pays? Who decides? Hoax? Where do you get your truth? Schools, protocol? Local, state or federal decide? Democracy hangs in this November balance. A few swing states in the duopoly will decide the Founding Fathers worst nightmare.....why can’t we be like Canada?

Bombay Troubadour's avatar

Hey Betsy? 10 yachts, from Amway? Really? Family money? Your ideology is paid for..

kermit's avatar

That's object permanence. He failed infancy.

Keith Taylor's avatar

Riiiiiight.And George Walker Bush's administration needed newer, faster, better info on Saddam Hussein's WMD's and links with al-Qaeda, which is why it did an end run around the normal intelligence services and founded a new agency for the express purpose of telling the P and VP what they wanted to hear.Nothing went wrong there, so why should anything go wrong here?