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sarafina's avatar

That's not up to Fauci. That's up to Pence and the Cabinet, isn't it?

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sarafina's avatar

I think it's more he doesn't care if we die.

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GrantS's avatar

Because it would be too hard for the hospitals to BCC in the CDC , amirite?

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GrantS's avatar

Nonsense! It's not as hard as you think to make up BS numbers.

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Antifa Housewife's avatar

If you follow Jenny Cohn, that is more reality than humor. Terrifying shit.

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mailman27's avatar

Yeah, well it's all fun and games until people start dying... Wait, ahhh...

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mailman27's avatar

Ebony & Ivory II: The Sickening

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fifthdentist's avatar

If cutting tests will reduce the number of positive cases, just think of what flushing the data down the toilet will do?Winning!

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

Tests, test results, who pays? Who decides? Hoax? Where do you get your truth? Schools, protocol? Local, state or federal decide? Democracy hangs in this November balance. A few swing states in the duopoly will decide the Founding Fathers worst nightmare.....why can’t we be like Canada?

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

Hey Betsy? 10 yachts, from Amway? Really? Family money? Your ideology is paid for..

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kermit's avatar

That's object permanence. He failed infancy.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Riiiiiight.And George Walker Bush's administration needed newer, faster, better info on Saddam Hussein's WMD's and links with al-Qaeda, which is why it did an end run around the normal intelligence services and founded a new agency for the express purpose of telling the P and VP what they wanted to hear.Nothing went wrong there, so why should anything go wrong here?

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Tuxedocat's avatar

THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!!!!https://www.reactiongifs.co...

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