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Why Was There A Fake Sea Battle On The Potomac River Today?

Jim Newell
Sep 11, 2009
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Why Was There A Fake Sea Battle On The Potomac River Today?

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This non-existent Coast Guard sea battle with the terrorists, it is confusing. The White House is SUPER-FURIOUS at CNN! As usual, this anger is manifesting itself in the form of Robert Gibbs' charmingly vicious sarcasm. CNN says it saw Coast Guard boats racing to catch a speeding boat on the Potomac and overheard screaming radio cries of bullets firing left and right, but no matter, it was just a "training exercise" that not a single government official seems to have known was scheduled for today, which is 9/11. Drinks all around! Meanwhile WHERE IS OSAMA? [ YouTube,   Michael Calderone ]

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