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In Canada, Toronto is the city everyone else hates. It's tradition.

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<i>"I thank the Lord Jesus Christ they did not pull a weapon..."</i>

If I understand his theology, Jesus kept them from pulling a gun. Otherwise, what's he so thankful about? Jesus can stop people from pulling a gun. Then where the fuck was he in that Colorado movie theatre? Or Virginia Tech? I'll give him a pass on the Sikh temple because he probably doesn't go there too often. But what about in Tuscon when 9 year old Christina-Taylor Green was killed? WHERE WAS MOTHERFUCKING JESUS THEN ASSHOLE?

Oh ... sorry ... snark snark snark.

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Because you're not a bajillionnaire (are you?) Or someone whose grandparents were farsighted enough to buy when prices were reasonable.

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Swiss Chalet, real food made fresh.

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That's two words.

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That was something I noticed when I moved to the US, the almost slavish degree of customer service. Doesn't anyone care that Best Buy employees have leave Thanksgiving dinner to go to work?

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*sigh* It's not pronounced "aboot", it's pronounced "a-bow-oot". Say all the vowels. Now try again.

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Guelph, Ontario. Close to Toronto but affordable.

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Now the question is: when will there be a Wonkette meetup in Canada City?

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Or London, Ontario. Much more affordable but not so close to Toronto.

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And make sure you get connected to the Stratford Festival and the Shaw Festival. <a href="http:\/\/www.stratfordfestival.ca\/" target="_blank">http://www.stratfordfestiva... href="http:\/\/www.shawfest.com\/" target="_blank">

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Sorry, Mr. Bishop. I'll try to get with the proe-gram.

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Indeed. I'm personally a fan of <em>not</em> creating an arms race between <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=WQriZQbTcjk" target="_blank">police and thieves</a>.

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You mean other countries don't put gravy on their fries??? Actually, I always decline it, which perhaps makes me less Canadian.

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Well, according to the Wikipedia, USA leads the pack with 88.8 per hundred. Canada is way down at 13 with 30.8.

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Nothing, so long as they speak softly.

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