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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Bain Capital liquidated it long ago.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Without a doubt. After all, Ann did go and tell the world about how Mitt is "not stiff" if you "unzip him."

bobbert's avatar

George and Laura could certainly understudy.

bobbert's avatar

I'd like to add something to this, but it's just perfect the way it is.

Spurning Beer's avatar

The glamor event is Dorsage, popularly known as Butt Dancing or Butt Scooting.

Spurning Beer's avatar

He retroactively left the faith.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Everyone knows that three months ago you were super-excited about the Dressage World Cup and personally picked out the music Rafalca danced to,.

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=x4eLx_V5Xkg" target="_blank">Of course.</a>

PubOption's avatar

Nowhere Man - The Beatles <a href="http://www.sing365.com/musi..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Nowhere-Ma...">http://www.sing365.com/musi... Seems to describe Mitt pretty well.

Fartknocker's avatar

The phrase "synchronized ball licking" sound exciting for the recipient.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's a time share...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Mitt gets excited about the horses every year -- on April 15.

Fartknocker's avatar

I''m not a fan of curling, unless it involves a 12 ounce glass filled with some ice and Jack Daniels.

WishingIWereThere's avatar

He keeps this up and Ann will be saying <i>You People</i> can <i>have</i> him.

Do mormons do divorce?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Bain Capital liquidated it long ago.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Without a doubt. After all, Ann did go and tell the world about how Mitt is "not stiff" if you "unzip him."