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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Bain Capital liquidated it long ago.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Without a doubt. After all, Ann did go and tell the world about how Mitt is "not stiff" if you "unzip him."

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bobbert's avatar

George and Laura could certainly understudy.

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bobbert's avatar

I'd like to add something to this, but it's just perfect the way it is.

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bobbert's avatar

Doh.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

The glamor event is Dorsage, popularly known as Butt Dancing or Butt Scooting.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

He retroactively left the faith.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Everyone knows that three months ago you were super-excited about the Dressage World Cup and personally picked out the music Rafalca danced to,.

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=x4eLx_V5Xkg" target="_blank">Of course.</a>

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PubOption's avatar

Nowhere Man - The Beatles <a href="http://www.sing365.com/musi..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Nowhere-Ma...">http://www.sing365.com/musi... Seems to describe Mitt pretty well.

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Fartknocker's avatar

The phrase "synchronized ball licking" sound exciting for the recipient.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's a time share...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Mitt gets excited about the horses every year -- on April 15.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I''m not a fan of curling, unless it involves a 12 ounce glass filled with some ice and Jack Daniels.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

He keeps this up and Ann will be saying <i>You People</i> can <i>have</i> him.

Do mormons do divorce?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Bain Capital liquidated it long ago.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Without a doubt. After all, Ann did go and tell the world about how Mitt is "not stiff" if you "unzip him."

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