Our consumer affairs desk brings you the sad, sad story of Donald Cranfill -- a man with a name full of pathos, which is his mama's fault, and a wallet full of empty, which is his Mama Grizzly's fault. A truck driver, Cranfill bought a $600 ticket to see the actress Sarah Palin perform her funny one-woman show at a fund-raiser that was supposed to happen in Charlotte, N.C. in June. But you know Palin's
600 clams? Dude...you could have signed on to Wonkette for free and learned everything you ever needed to know about the Snowbilly Grifter's word salad and ethical stature.
Lol...I used Snowbilly Grifter and 'ethical stature' in the same sentence.
It turns out that the "Blue Ridge Educational Resource Group" was educational, all right, at least for Donald Cranfill. And for me! I had thought you'd have to have an event at least somewhat firmed up before taking money frompeople who want to attend it.
"cold dead hand" -- yes, I think she wrote the check on her hand. "pay don $600" chop-chop, and he'll be flush again. careful sarah, too many hand checks and you won't be able to enjoy sweet, sweet self-loving.
Oh Donald, in the TP'er world you are on your own. Mobilizing government or outside forces to get your 600 clams* is SOCIALISM, which you hated back when you had the 600 -- remember? ___________________ * clams are official wonkette currency now
Hmmm...it is almost as if a bunch of fly-by night PACs were set up just to sponsor Palin events.
600 clams? Dude...you could have signed on to Wonkette for free and learned everything you ever needed to know about the Snowbilly Grifter's word salad and ethical stature.
Lol...I used Snowbilly Grifter and 'ethical stature' in the same sentence.
Hey twins...we both used the phrase "600 clams" at about the same time. Coincidence?
Yeah, probably.
Oh crap...now I have an image of 600 clams and Christine O'Donnell & Sarah Palin walking through a touch-less car wash together.
Sarah Palin, 2010’s giant sucking sound.
It turns out that the "Blue Ridge Educational Resource Group" was educational, all right, at least for Donald Cranfill. And for me! I had thought you'd have to have an event at least somewhat firmed up before taking money frompeople who want to attend it.
"cold dead hand" -- yes, I think she wrote the check on her hand. "pay don $600" chop-chop, and he'll be flush again. careful sarah, too many hand checks and you won't be able to enjoy sweet, sweet self-loving.
fake boobs, fake hair, fake sincerity -- she's got it all going on
yep, it's me. after we went to war I didn't do enough shopping.
well maybe not "a lot" -- quality still counts for something.
Oh Donald, in the TP'er world you are on your own. Mobilizing government or outside forces to get your 600 clams* is SOCIALISM, which you hated back when you had the 600 -- remember? ___________________ * clams are official wonkette currency now
this is all just a PR ploy to take the spotlight back from The O'Donnell.