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TundraGrifter's avatar

Badger? We don't need no stinking Badger!

TundraGrifter's avatar

What's the point of women having boobs if men can't fondle them?

Incoming Ham's avatar

If you ban boob-groping, only criminals will be able to boob-grope.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I blame Adam Smith. He convinced Republicans that Invisible Hands actually exist.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If she had no Knee Aspirin, we now know everything we need to know to close this case.

NorfolkAndWay's avatar

The expression on that other orang's face is comedy gold.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Huh?

God wouldn't have made them so good to feel if that wasn't all part of His plan.

PubOption's avatar

Guys, it's the GOP not the GROPE.

chascates's avatar

And I thought $20 for a table dance was high-priced!

chascates's avatar

But women do the same thing! Oh, wait.

Pookums's avatar

One of our state slogans is "Wisconsin, you're among friends"

OMG! NOT THAT KIND OF FRIEND!!!

Joshua Norton's avatar

Well, to be absolutely fair, it's hard to learn the nuances of a successful relationship when every romantic interaction usually starts with "you're not a cop are you"?