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Badger? We don't need no stinking Badger!

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What's the point of women having boobs if men can't fondle them?

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If you ban boob-groping, only criminals will be able to boob-grope.

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I blame Adam Smith. He convinced Republicans that Invisible Hands actually exist.

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If she had no Knee Aspirin, we now know everything we need to know to close this case.

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The expression on that other orang's face is comedy gold.

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Huh?

God wouldn't have made them so good to feel if that wasn't all part of His plan.

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Guys, it's the GOP not the GROPE.

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And I thought $20 for a table dance was high-priced!

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But women do the same thing! Oh, wait.

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One of our state slogans is "Wisconsin, you're among friends"

OMG! NOT THAT KIND OF FRIEND!!!

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Well, to be absolutely fair, it's hard to learn the nuances of a successful relationship when every romantic interaction usually starts with "you're not a cop are you"?

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